Lily Allen had two bumps to the head and more holiday booze than she could handle this Christmas. Allen was photographed and interviewed for the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. She was asked whether she preferred Lady GaGa or Britney Spears. She scratched her head, then her crack, then phoned a friend, and still [...]
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Britney Upset About Extended Conservatorship
Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy.
She may not still be ill with the [...]
Pink Wouldn’t Go to a Britney Spears Concert
Pink douses her ears with the tears of MooMoo Carey’s discarded white kittens, in between screeching out tunes at her own concerts. The singer’s ears are precious things and only delicate kitten tears can soothe them when they ache.
She is adamant that her ears should not be exposed to anything less than angelic. She ruled [...]
Britney Spears 3 Music Video the Director’s Cut
Britney Spears 3 music video with additional scenes, for the director’s cut.
Britney Spears has released the director’s cut of her 3 music video. The original was underwhelming to say the least, but this version is marginally better.
The first version premiered to moderate hype, with her Twitter releasing three boring non-descript promotional music video stills. The [...]
Britney Spears Spends Birthday With Boyfriend
Britney Spears is 28-years-old today, December 2, 2009. The singer put on her possum pellet-free weave and then screwed the whole thing up by shoving the strands under that rather snazzy hat. The singer is back in Los Angeles after wrapping up her sell-out, lip synced Australian tour. While on the tour, Spears made with [...]
Britney Spears Marriage Rumours Surface Again
Britney Spears and her on-again off-again boyfriend/ manager Jason Trawick are on the latest cover of OK! magazine. I know the title of the magazine has nothing to do with this pile of turdiness, but no, it’s most certainly not okay.
It’s not okay that our lady of all things over-caffeinated may be walking down the [...]
