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Britney Spears Working Half of a Budget Weave

Jul 21st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears has been the subject of some astonishing paparazzi pictures over the last few weeks. She’s been seen screaming at thin air like a crazy person (moreover, like a person who doesn’t know others are watching). Now the singer’s weave has been photographed looking like each individual strand is making its own escape. Seriously. Tell me each individual, badly-clipped in weave strand isn’t making a break for the hills. They’ll be carrying cab fare or working their hitchhiker’s thumb and will be spitting distance from the Mexican border by sundown. Pictures show Britney Spears’s ratty ass weave visiting the Crate & Barrel store in the Sherman Oaks Galleria in Sherman Oaks, CA on July 20, 2010.

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Britney Spears Isn’t Having a Very Jolly Month

Jul 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m projecting, a lot. I’m also assuming, a lot, based on the fact that Britney Spears has been pulling a month-long bish face. The singer was spotted in her trailer trash uniform (stained wife-beater and cut-off booty shorts… carrying a trash beverage of choice), making her way into a music studio in Los Angeles, CA July 14, 2010. She looked as miserable as she was when she was seen late-June SMAASH, and a week later SMAAAASH. She isn’t walking around closed-fisted, like she’s going to smack someone in the mouth, in these pictures. However, she’s still got a GRRRR face on her. More GRRRRing and teeth-gritting, below.

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Britney Spears Is Thinking Ahead. Way Ahead.

Jul 6th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears is the badly photoshopped cover girl for the new issue of Cosmopolitan August 2010. The cover kind of looks like a three-year-old’s first attempt at using MS Paint. It’s probably the worst travesty against magazine covers since Elle made Rihanna’s head wider than her waist for their cover. Aside from that, there are a few things about this issue that are catching people’s eyes. First, inside the issue is what appears to be a set of multiple choice questions which are filled in as part of Spears’ interview. She fills these in with Biro and scribbles a bunch of answers no one can read (scans below).

More interestingly is this quote, picked up by Pop Eater, in which Spears talks about her sons’ futures. Spears shares with the magazine that she would rather her sons be locked away in their rooms until they turn 30, than they be allowed to enter the entertainment industry. As the industry that permanently damaged her mental health, it’s only really surprising she didn’t say she wanted them locked up until age 50. Lock those boys up now, for their own safety.

  • In a rare and candid interview, Spears tells Cosmopolitan, “If my sons [Sean Preston and Jayden James] told me they wanted to be in the entertainment business, I’d lock them in their rooms until they turned 30.” [Pop Eater]

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FYI: Britney is Wearing Panties. Yellow Ones.

Jul 2nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Before you ask, yes, I do very much consider these kinds of things to be public service announcements. I considered it my duty to give the people what they want. And they want to know that all of Britney Spears’ goodies are contained in some sort of iron-clad super-panties from which they cannot escape. Well, I can’t see from these images whether there’s any iron in there… but nothing is peeking or escaping. More pictures of Britney Spears looking like an escaped mental patient, while on a Starbucks run Thursday afternoon in Los Angeles…

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BRITNEY SPEARS STILL ANGRY. BRITNEY SMASH!

Jul 2nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Britney Spears is still mad that she had to settle for a lunch of puny human food, rather than townspeople, mid-last week. The singer was spotted STOMP, STOMP, STOMPING, around Calabasas, CA after having lunch with the help. She’s now back with a vengeance and she brought her weave for back-up. Some of you mofos, who mocked me for claims that the thing on her head was alive and plotting against us all, can shut your mouths. I told you it would come back and kill us all in our sleep. I was wrong about the sleep part, granted, but it looks mad as heck. Lemme blog this for y’all real quick and get the heck outta here.

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A Random Never Before Seen Event Occurs…

Jun 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here are some pictures of a totally unknown up-and-coming, non-crazy, artist by the name of Britney Spears. I don’t really know who this girl is, but she’s cute as a button and the gazillion pictures of her from my agency pretty much only ever show her at Starbucks. I think she either just really likes their iced drinks or she works there part-time to make ends meet/ pay for that weave. I’m pretty sure it’s the latter. Pictures of whatshername, in Calabasas, CA, wearing dirty pants and hideous open toe shoes from 2000-and-whenever, getting coffee.

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