Britney Spears and Jason Trawick were pictured together, as they grabbed some FroYo, in Calabasas, CA. Dudes, I’ve never seen so much concentration going into one person chumming down some frozen yogurt. Perhaps it’s because frozen yogurt is an abomination against the Lord and Spears is looking out for the hand of the mighty smiter, [...]
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Britney Spears’ Bodyguard is Basically her B*tch
Britney Spears was photographed shopping in Beverly Hills, CA. She wore a white, strapless mini dress which she managed not to spill down. Progress! After coming out of fashion store Bebe, she had her bodyguard hold her bags. Hang on… should some maniac attack the singer, her staff would first need to set down her [...]
Britney Spears’ Unrestrained Nips Love Soda
Britney Spears has been looking pretty good of late. She was spotted out, late in the week, with boyfriend Jason Trawick and she looked better than she had in months. However, with him not immediately in sight, Spears let it all slide. She decided to run backwards through a hedge, take off her bra, and [...]
Britney Spears & Jason Trawick Shop Together
One does wonder whether celebrities even hear about all the outlandish rumours about themselves. It was rumoured, earlier in the week, that Britney Spears and talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick were split up. According to the reports, regurgitated as fact, the 28-year-old performer and her 38-year-old man-friend had split. The news appeared to have originated from [...]
Britney Spears Will Probably Never Wear a Bra
What’s that saying, same old shish just a different day. Well today Britney Spears may have a new weave, but she still can’t manage to get on a bra in the morning. It’s not like she can’t afford something to contain those puppies. She can afford to get her weave did. She can afford to [...]
Britney Spears Blonde Hair and Extensions Pics
Hold the phone, Britney Spears’ usually matted weave doesn’t cover itself in glitter and unicorn vomit. Its unmatched, uncombed beauty is provided by weave experts. Experts I gather she pays to make her hair look like this. The sometime singer spends more time dying her hair than she does singing, or mothering for that matter. [...]
