If ever there were proof needed that you can polish a mentally-unstable turd, here are some pictures of Britney Spears from this weekend, in Los Angeles, CA in which we can see she owns clothing other than stained wife-beaters and booty shorts so short they show her granny panties. Spears has been dressing like a [...]
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Britney Spears is Mooning Photographers Now
Britney Spears flashed the photographers who stalked her during her 10:21AM (and not a minute later) milkshake run to Johnny Rockets, in Los Angeles, August 5, 2010 where she got her daily elixir of life. I almost couldn’t believe these photos when I saw them, after about four weeks of photos showing the singer pulling [...]
The Happy Britney Spears is Very Happy Indeed
Here’s Britney Spears remembering that there is a God, and His name is Starbucks (He also happens to reside in Calabasas, CA and was spotted there August 2). That is, she’s doing something other than grimacing and growling at paparazzi as she went to get what I can only assume is caffeine traded for sexual [...]
Please NEVER Wear a Bandage Dress With Boots
Britney Spears makes me sad. Not, like, ‘I just finished this whole cake and now there’s no more’ sad. I mean, like, ‘weeping for humanity’ sad. She seems to be over her month of crazies. She’s stopped growling in every picture and is actually smiling for the first time in about four weeks. I care [...]
Britney Spears Working Half of a Budget Weave
Britney Spears has been the subject of some astonishing paparazzi pictures over the last few weeks. She’s been seen screaming at thin air like a crazy person (moreover, like a person who doesn’t know others are watching). Now the singer’s weave has been photographed looking like each individual strand is making its own escape. Seriously. [...]
Britney Spears Isn’t Having a Very Jolly Month
I’m projecting, a lot. I’m also assuming, a lot, based on the fact that Britney Spears has been pulling a month-long bish face. The singer was spotted in her trailer trash uniform (stained wife-beater and cut-off booty shorts… carrying a trash beverage of choice), making her way into a music studio in Los Angeles, CA [...]
