Britney Spears is the cover girl for Pop Autumn/ Winter 2010. The cover shows the singer dressed as a manga-inspired bride in a shoot directed by Takashi Murakami. She’s sitting in her front garden, in a wedding dress and veil, and posing like her joints need WD40. ‘I loved working with Takashi Murakami,’ Spears says [...]
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I SEE BRITNEY SPEARS’ POCKETS. WHY IS THIS?
Britney Spears and her man flops-wearing/ silver fox boyfriend, Jason Trawick, have been spending some time outside of their trailer, getting matching farmers’ tans. Man Flops and Spears’ Wal-Mart accessories aside, let’s take one second to address her pockets. I can almost deal with her weave, today, but does anyone else just have the urge [...]
Britney Spears’ Busted Weave is Still Deadly
We saw, a couple of weeks ago, that Britney Spears’ busted-ass weave was living solely off the grease on her head and screaming with pain every time the wind blew. We had also established that each strand had become sentient after marinating in the grime on her scalp, and that she was pretty much bald [...]
Britney Spears Twitter Picture from Glee Set
Britney Spears’ Twitter page is usually full of corporate shills and bot-sounding messages written by slave interns. However, I guess she remembered she has the account and posted two out-of-character personal messages to her fans. It had been confirmed to Ryan Seacrest, by Glee creator Ryan Murphy, that Spears would have her own episode and [...]
Britney Spears’ Fancy Shoes and Elixir of Life
Startled Britney Spears is startled. When surprised by paparazzi, on August 12, 2010 as she walked into a Los Angeles, CA studio where she had been recording for a few weeks now, Spears looked like she wasn’t too pleased. As Spears would still trade shots of her church panties for Starbucks when on hard times, [...]
A Studio Isn’t Starbucks. Maybe She Was Lost?
Britney Spears sent out a tweet full of lies, today… LIES. She told her alarming number of fans that she had spent the day in the recording studio, which some are hoping is for her upcoming Glee episode or her forthcoming album. I wouldn’t get too excited, as she probably wasn’t in the studio for [...]
