Britney Spears’ Twitter account was hacked and two nasty messages were left up for fans to see.

Britney Spears’ verified Twitter account was hacked only an hour ago, and two malicious tweets were sent out for her over 3,750,000 fans to see. Her account has since removed the avatar, background, and those messages deleted. At the time of publishing, Spears’ account had a blank wallpaper and had been stripped back to a default avatar.

• Britney Spears hacked Twitter message one: “I give myself to Lucifer every day for it to arrive as quickly as possible. Glory to Satan!”
• Britney Spears hacked Twitter message two: “I hope that the new world order will arrive as soon as possible! -Britney”

Image credit Britney Spears Twitter and Mashable. Story & info. Mashable.

Britney Spears is having a pretty crappy week. She is said to be upset about fans walking out during a performance and criticisms of her Australian shows.

Britney Spears landed in Australia last week for her first ever shows there. Having not lip-synced and waddled around on an Aussie stage before, she clearly didn’t know that they have far higher standards for their shows down under. The singer, who isn’t really a singer but we aren’t supposed to point it out in case we upset her, was called out for her not singing live.

Last week, officials in Australia were debating whether it should have been mandatory to declare on promotional material that Spears was not singing live for most of her show. This is not something most of us need pointing out. Her fans know she would sound like unicorn farts and possum burps if she ever tried to sing and stumble around like a drunken college student at the same time. However, the controversy ended badly on the weekend. It was reported that hundreds of her fans walked out, three songs in, during her second show.

After poor reviews and non-stop bashings in the media, Spears is said to be sobbing into the shedding strands of her weave and then blowing her nose into her bras before they disintegrate from non-use.

Read more about how Britney Spears is feeling and what critics said of the show.

“Britney is aware of all this and she’s extremely upset by it,” Paul Dainty, Spears’ tour promoter, told The Australian on Monday. “She’s a human being. I’m embarrassed, with such a big international entourage here with Britney, to be part of the Australian media when I see that kind of totally inaccurate reporting.” Critics called her first concert, held in Perth on Friday, “boring” and “stiff.” In their reporting, Perth Now claimed “hundreds of fans stormed out” of the Friday concert. One fan, 22-year-old Amanda Hawlet put it bluntly: “I want my money back or I want her to sing properly. The ticket cost me $200 and she lip-synced the whole thing.” (via Pop Eater)

Image credit to BOZ1/ Flynet Pictures. Story via Pop Eater and Perth Now.

As expected, Britney Spears failed to impress her fans during her Australian concerts. What wasn’t expected was hundreds of them walking out.

Britney Spears and her sad, disoriented nipples landed in Australia on Thursday Nov. 5, for her concerts. No one was really expecting the shows to be any good. Even John Mayer has enough of a grip to know your standards have to be pretty low to expect that. No one who has heard Spears’ sound board recordings, or heard her wheeze through a so-called live performance, would ever want to see her in concert. Yet, oddly, some of her Australian concerts still sold out.

People paid legal tender to go, costing them $182 to $1,370 US dollars a ticket. A decision they later realised was as foolhardy as mailing her all those bras.

During a show in Perth, only three songs into the performance, hundreds of people started heading for the door. They were reportedly furious about being ripped off, watching her lip-sync the show. This is after the New South Wales Minister for Fair Trade, Virginia Judge, chimed in claiming people in the country should be warned portions of the show were not live.

Six photos of Britney Spears spending a third day in Australia, as leaves her hotel for her second show. This is after finding out her show got bad reviews.

Image credit to BOZ/ Flynet Picture. Story and info. Radar Online, Twitter.

Britney Spears landed in Australia only yesterday and she is already being targeted by officials who are concerned over lip-syncing in her concert.

The braless singer and her sad, wonky nips touched down in Perth, yesterday. She was there to perform her first ever concerts in Australia.

Officials were more concerned about the singer’s mouth, than any threat her nipples could cause to public health and safety. In the rest of the world Spears is free to rip off fans by miming and lazily waddling around on stage like she’s constipated, but that crap doesn’t wash down under.

Virginia Judge, Minister for Fair Trading for New South Wales, the Australian state that includes Sydney says they are considering ways to let fans know they’re paying for half a concert and not getting many live vocals for their money. It seems they take issue with Circus tickets going for up to $1,300, when the singer won’t make a sound other than on the odd song and in the intervals.

The ideas they have so far include putting a disclaimer on tickets and promotional material. They may be too late to stop stans blinded by love spending their dough. Many of the shows ar already sold out.

Nine photos of Britney Spears as she spends her second day in Australia.

Image credit to BOZ1/ Flynet Pictures. Story & info. People.

Britney Spears was spotted leaving Perth Hyatt Hotel not realising she’d left her headlights on.

Britney Spears and her sad, droopy nipples were out in public without the aid of a bra again. The singer is in Perth, Australia, to do her first Aussie concert.

It’s always a sad sight to see Spears’ nipples swinging around by her belly button, in need of a little support. Those nips, on more than one occasion, have been photographed looking as though they were plotting their escape. As though, if you listened, you could hear their plan to escape out of the bathroom window the next time the star visited her local Starbucks.

If she is not careful, she is going to end up either poking someone in the eye or tripping over her own boobs. If she doesn’t start strapping those bad girls down, she’s going to end up tripping and breaking a hip.

Nine photos of Britney Spears and her soggy looking chest under the cut.

Image credit to BOZ1/ Flynet Pictures. Story via 3am The Mirror.

Britney Spears released the full official music video, for her new single 3.

The song is also being referred to as 1, 2, 3, and is said to be a naughty ditty about having threesomes. You can read the lyrics for yourself and decide.

The video was hyped up with three five-second-long teaser clips. These were released on Britney Spears’ verified Twitter account yesterday 1, 2, and 3. There were also three music video stills released, to whet fans’ appetities 1, 2, and 3, these stills showed the fashion and make-up.

The clips did a great job of leading up to less than an hour ago, when the video was released. This is hot off the press, and you guys will be some of the first to see it. Breath in and count to 3 and watch the 3 music video world premiere.

You can also see the three music video stills, as released on her Twitter below.

Image credit to Britney Spears Twitter. Video via TwitVid and MySpace.

Britney Spears reached a financial settlement with a paparazzo whose foot she ran over, back in 2007.

The paparazzo got his foot run over by Spears’ white Mercedes back when she was going through her, um, troubled phase. The star was out, just about every day, driving in circles around LA. She drove for hours at a time some days, and so was swarmed by photographers everywhere she went.

Rick Mendoza, who was working for TMZ at the time, filed a lawsuit. The snapper made an angry shaky-shaky fist at Spears’ people. He claimed that she was too hopped up on Starbucks to drive, and that no reasonable person would have allowed her to get behind the wheel.

No amount for the suit has been officially released but the original demand was for between $200,000 and $230,000, covering damages and medical expenses.

Image credit to MIA/ Fame Pictures. Story via TMZ, E! Online and Ok!.

Britney Spears took to her official Twitter to share with her fans the first look at The Singles Collection album, boxed set. The photo above shows the upcoming compilation album, un-boxed, along with the single covers.

Spears tweeted this photo (via Ear Sucker), and let fans know The Singles Collection: Ultimate Fan Box Set will be available from Nov. 24th, 2009. This is the second reveal of the week, after new single 3 was released on the radio.

Our Lady of Cheese Puffs dusted herself off, put on her most raggedy looking Daisy Dukes and some sessy Uggs and went on a little trip to Target with two of her security people. Nothing odd there you say. See nothing of concern that would otherwise raise alarm? Okay. Well, put down the can of fizzy Bacon Lube for a second and try to focus, damn you.

There’s something plainly disturbing doing on in these pictures that is rather a serious cause for concern. You’ve probably been going over the R.D.A. of Bacon Lube if you can’t see it. The Lube can start to affect your eyesight if you drink too much of it. You may wanna switch to administering it intravenously to stave off the withdrawal shakes (the next symptom after your loss of eyesight).

Spears looks okay, I guess; for the pre-conservatorship Spears of 2007.

You remember, where our little Cheese Puff didn’t wear a bra or panties for a whole year and she lived in the above pair of ratty D.D.s for the entire year also.

First, it was the return of the ratty weave that got people talking. Then, it was her renewed co-dependant relationship with Starbucks. Now, the see-through shirts and cut-off shorts have come back. All the key warning signs are there, that the pre-conservatorship Spears is making a comeback.

Not that I think she’s going to lose it again. Don’t be silly. But she does look like her old, dishevelled self and that’s not good.

Image credit to James Breeden, Bret Thompsett via PCN.

Britney Spears has just released the lyrics, cover and audio for her new single, entitiled 3. The track premiered today on New York’s Z100.

The 3 single cover was released yesterday and the 3 lyrics a little before that.

There are also leaks and audio downloads available, but I’ve spent some time in YouTube Jail this year and I can’t even be bothered at this point to go and get the bootleg MP3 of the clip. Oh, and should you be curious, YouTube Jail is kind of like Mall Jail, but with far less throw cushions to go around, bunkbeds instead of waterbeds, and really cheap, scratchy potty paper.

See under the cut for the Britney Spears 3 Lyrics and the link to the audio.

If you wish to listen to the 3 audio, check it out at Z100 radio.

Britney Spears 3 lyrics for new single by M.Martin/Shellback/T.Amber.

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin’

Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it’s alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Are – you in
Livin’ in sin is the new thing (yeah)
Are – you in
I am countin’!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***
Countin’

Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don’t see the harm
So are you game?

Lets’ make a team
Make ‘em say my name
Lovin’ the extreme
Now are you game?

Are – you in
Livin’ in sin is the new thing
Are – you in
I am countin’!

1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’
1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul & Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves ***

What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothin’ meant
If you don’t like the company
Let’s just do it you and me
You and me…
Or three….
Or four….
On the floor!

Thanks to our blog BFFs at Earsucker for the Britney info.