One does wonder whether celebrities even hear about all the outlandish rumours about themselves. It was rumoured, earlier in the week, that Britney Spears and talent-agent boyfriend Jason Trawick were split up. According to the reports, regurgitated as fact, the 28-year-old performer and her 38-year-old man-friend had split. The news appeared to have originated from [...]
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Britney Spears Will Probably Never Wear a Bra
What’s that saying, same old shish just a different day. Well today Britney Spears may have a new weave, but she still can’t manage to get on a bra in the morning. It’s not like she can’t afford something to contain those puppies.
She can afford to get her weave did. She can afford to go [...]
Britney Spears Blonde Hair and Extensions Pics
Hold the phone, Britney Spears’ usually matted weave doesn’t cover itself in glitter and unicorn vomit. Its unmatched, uncombed beauty is provided by weave experts. Experts I gather she pays to make her hair look like this.
The sometime singer spends more time dying her hair than she does singing, or mothering for that matter. Bored [...]
New Britney Spears Candie’s Campaign Adverts
New Britney Spears Candie’s promos have been revealed. In the first picture Spears looks cute, if distorted in a hey-the-perspective-is-screwed-and-her-head-looks-too-big-for-her-body kind of way. This picture was taken by Annie Leibovitz. I know it’s a little hard to tell this is an Annie Leibovitz, as it doesn’t look like Spears was strung out on meth, unlike [...]
Britney Spears using Bodyguards’ Money to Shop
Britney Spears is being accused of using her peroxide-soaked brainsicle to work around her conservatorship. The lip syncer is being accused by TMZ of cheating her way around the legal smack-down. She is pretty much not allowed to scratch her own butt without asking someone’s permission first, so it’s not surprising that she is bored. [...]
Lily Allen Prefers Britney Spears to Lady GaGa
Lily Allen had two bumps to the head and more holiday booze than she could handle this Christmas. Allen was photographed and interviewed for the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar magazine. She was asked whether she preferred Lady GaGa or Britney Spears. She scratched her head, then her crack, then phoned a friend, and still [...]
