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Angelina Jolie Covers Vogue December 2010

Angelina Jolie covers Vogue US December 2010. An issue I stared at and double-checked before feeling entirely comfortable posting. At first, I only saw a small thumbnail of the cover. A larger version shown above sees Jolie in a partially-backless gown, looking over her shoulder at the camera. It’s a Mario Testino photo shoot. So, it’s probably supposed to be really trendy or elegant. But, her face looks too jaw-heavy with the angle, pale, and not pretty enough considering who the photo is of. It’s just not a Jolie cover unless we can see her head-on. Or at least make use of features more interesting than her shoulder blades in a dress we can’t even see. Promoting her new movie, The Tourist, with Johnny Depp, Jolie talks about her favourite subjects: partner Brad Pitt and their six children. She also shares a cute anecdote about her ‘very tiny closet’, in almost all black so ‘every pair of pants goes with every top and every dress goes with every shoe,’ from which she pulls a ‘nightgown that looks like a dress that I can sleep in and pick the kids up at school,’ then put on heels to ‘take a meeting’.

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The Tourist Shower Sex Scene Cut from Movie?

Apparently, Johnny Depp petitioned for a sex scene with him and Angelina Jolie to be cut from The Tourist. This is being reported in two ways and there’s yet to be official confirmation of why the scene was cut from the film. Firstly, some are claiming Depp’s longterm partner, Vanessa Paradis, didn’t like the scene and so pestered/ begged him to get it cut from the film. I’m arbitrarily choosing to discount that report. Because it’s the ‘jealous girlfriend’s fault’. And it involves a grown woman ‘begging’. Both of which annoy me. As though someone with whom Depp shares his life and a family cares what Angelina Jolie and he do on set. Once filming the scene is over, no less. The second report is that Depp thought the scene, taking place in the shower, ‘cheapened’ the sexual tension.

Featuring Angelina Jolie in a naked embrace with Johnny Depp, it was expected to be the steamy highlight of The Tourist. After learning of the scene, Paradis ‘wanted him right out of the production’, a source said. ‘Angelina comes with a reputation. She stole Brad Pitt from Jennifer Aniston when they were shooting Mr & Mrs Smith together.’ Depp, who has lived with Paradis for 12 years, resisted her pleas. ‘But he gave in over the shower scene,’ the insider said. ‘It would have been highly embarrassing for Vanessa. When Angelina learned he wanted it out, she wanted Johnny to reconsider, but he got his way.’ A spokesman for Depp did not respond. A spokesman for producers Sony ­Pictures said, ‘I have not heard that the scene was cut. I will have to look into it.’ [Daily Mail]

This copious woman-blaming doesn’t sit right with me. Nor do general claims of Jolie’s ‘man-stealing’. But, this scene has been talked about since 2009. And the script leak, featuring the scene, only got more gums flapping. It’ll be interesting to see how much of the scene ends up in theatres upon its December release.

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Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp Both Look Pretty

Last week, we saw the first trailer for Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp’s new movie, The Tourist. It’s about Depp’s character being led astray by Jolie, whom he meets on holiday in Italy. Or something. I was distracted by Jolie’s accent. Anyways, here are the movie’s first stills showing the two leads in pictures we feel we spent all Summer long staring at. But, screw it. Let’s stare at them some more. And, then pay too much for some overpriced non-noisy candy/ drinks and stare at them in theatres. That’s what one does in the presence of the peculiarly pretty, is it not? I’m usually too busy trying to work out why the blank screen and opening adverts before the movie starts (my favourite bits) aren’t in 3D.

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Angelina Doing An Accent Again in The Tourist


The Tourist (2010) newly-released movie trailer: Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp.

Angelina Jolie is doing an impression of one of my more well-to-do neighbours, in her new movie The Tourist. In this trailer, video above, Jolie can be heard in the first few seconds doing her best ‘This is what foreign people sound like, amirite?’ accent. Oh, and Johnny Depp’s middle-aged unemployment beard is in this trailer also. I somehow forgot to mention that. Perhaps because he has multiple jobs and shouldn’t even have grown that thing in the first place.

People are royally creaming their panties over this trailer. I have to say I’ve only watched it in part, because I wasn’t that excited to learn of its release nor was I watching the movie being filmed (in candids) over the last few months. But, I gather some of you are. Other than share my booze, don’t say I never do anything for you. The Tourist is a remake of the French thriller of the same name; the movie stars Depp as an American tourist, in Italy, led astray by Jolie.

Angelina Jolie Will NOT Play Marilyn Monroe

Despite today’s overexcitable rumours to the contrary, that I didn’t have the energy to publish as they seemed so stupid, Saint Angelina Jolie will not be playing Saint Marilyn Monroe in a future movie project. It was reported that the actress, who was in London Monday for the UK premiere of Salt, would play Monroe on the big screen. According to the actress herself, who was questioned on the red carpet by Sky News, the reports were untrue. Specifically, she says that she didn’t even hear the rumours and had no idea about these reports. Yeah. She didn’t know about the rumours and she denied them pretty quickly.

Jolie was in London last night for the premiere of her new spy thriller Salt and told Sky News that the speculation is wide of the mark. “It’s really funny because I have just heard about this for the first time today,” said Jolie. “It’s news to me. I’m flattered I suppose.” [Sky News]

People were in paragraphs-long apoplexy over this, though that’s hardly surprising. They were practically $hitting blood over Paris Hilton dressing as Monroe, last week. I guess people will be pretty pleased this rumour is untrue.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Quote Sky News via ONTD.

Glittery Angelina Jolie at Salt Movie Premiere

Angelina Jolie took a break from bathing in virgin’s blood to attend the London premiere of Salt. More pictures of Saint Angelina wearing the skins of glittery unicorns (PETA will be pi$$ed), at the UK premiere, can be found below. You know, I read about this premiere a few hours before it took place and I was in central London that morning not too far from the red carpet; however, I can’t well smoke crack on the red carpet and I wasn’t prepared to go without for seven hours in the interim. So, here are someone else’s pictures and a secondhand re-telling of what happend mid-afternoon August 16, 2010. You get my posting without the cracky jitters, as well as pictures that are actually in focus.

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