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Angelina Jolie’s Twins Have Down Syndrome?

Opposite Day for Star magazine is turning into Opposite Year. Or at least Opposite Winter. They and Lies&Style are really making me proud. Incidentally, I read my first ever copy of the British Star magazine, this week; along with the British edition of The National Enquirer, and the shortened OK! USA that comes bundled with its British counterpart. I bought a whole bunch, for the first time in YEARS, for researching new stories, and some American versions came free (I’m totes keeping receipts so I can claim them as a business expense). Some things I noticed 1) 90% of the stories didn’t attempt to be true 2) the same percentage were reports from a ‘source’ rather than a quote/ interview from a celebrity 3) None of them required proof and were vague enough to be passable 4) Some weren’t even original and were c&ps of each other or reports from online sources. It was pretty gruelling. And I won’t be buying them again. But it does make me raise an eyebrow at this story from Star magazine; a not-truth teller.

They’ve diagnosed the twins of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt as having Down Syndrome. It’s a pathetic armchair diagnosis, based on some ignorant people allegedly asking ignorant questions and Jolie supposedly becoming ‘defensive.’ Jezebel.com has more: ‘Over the holidays, when the family visited Brad’s parents in Missouri, people wondered if there was something wrong with the twins. It just seemed like something was off. An employee recently voiced concerns, and Angelina freaked out and the person wanted to know if Brad and Angie had looked into the possibility that the twins have a disorder, and Angelina was defensive.’ Jezebel clarifies, ‘Not one source offers a direct quote or statement like: The twins have Down syndrome.’ This is so horrid. I can’t even.

Golden Globe Awards 2011 Red Carpet Photos

The 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards took place at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on Sunday January 16, 2011 in Beverly Hills, CA. This is one of the best-attended red carpets of the year, save for things like the Oscars and Grammys. It’s pretty much attended by every person who released a movie or even album the previous year, as this is less effort than having the DMV take your picture (I was hoping to attend and have my picture taken wearing a fancy dress, crop that from Us Weekly magazine and rubber cement that over my actual driver’s license photo… but alas, no dice). I guess everyone in Hollywood had a project out last year, as there’s pretty much every celebrity you can think of on this year’s red carpet.

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Angelina Jolie & Johnny Depp Tourist Premiere

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, and Jolie’s co-star Johnny Depp walked the red carpet for last night’s New York premiere of The Tourist. This follows weeks of interviews with Jolie and Depp; Jolie in Vogue, Depp in Vanity Fair, and the two covering Entertainment Weekly. We’ve heard more anecdotes about Jolie’s children, and the hermit lifestyles of both, to last until the next time they hit the screens. They had a decent celebrity turn out, to the red carpet of this, their big premiere in New York City. Although, other people were really just there as decoration, when Jolie and Pitt were on the same oddly pretty-looking roster as Depp; the movie’s leads, incidentally, didn’t pose together, in case you’re wondering why there are no photos of them side-by-side… that’s maybe partially that ‘avoiding rumours of a flirty affair’ thing Depp spoke of in Vanity Fair. Other celebrities in attendance included Alessandra Ambrosio, Ashanti, Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly, Gabourey Sidibe, Brooke Shields, and fashion designer Betsey Johnson. Jolie’s pictures are amusing. She seems to be giggling insanely in some of the pictures, as she’s pretty intently flashing her inner-thigh in that long-sleeved, cashmere, Atelier Versace dress. Remember, this is a woman who has had no plastic surgery, according to yesterday’s Daily Mail.

As a bonus, is this morning’s Today Show interview of Jolie by Matt Lauer.

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Angelina Jolie Hasn’t Had Any Plastic Surgery

Angelina Jolie came out of her mother’s womb better looking than you are now. Take that, average-looking  readers. Hate yourselves? You should. Despite having a face that made Joan Collins drop her panties, Jolie denies that she has ever had plastic surgery. And says she probably never will. The actress gave an interview with The Daily Mail; one of her comical interviews which I assume takes place over a week, as it covers everything from that funny mole on her inner thigh to how many bowel movements she has per day (a healthy number, that’s all you need to know). In a piece entitled ‘The skeletons have already been let out of my closet: Angelina Jolie reveals the truth about Brad and her children,’ we learn about her relationship with Brad Pitt, their six children together, The Tourist and Johnny Depp. Then she lathers, rinses, and repeats, ad nauseum, until the interviewer begs for mercy and slumps over their chair with exhaustion.

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Johnny Depp Vanity Fair Magazine January 2011

Johnny Depp covers the January 2011 issue of Vanity Fair. The actor, currently promoting The Tourist and gearing up for Pirates of the Caribbean 4, stars in a Vanity Fair spread as shot by Annie Leibovitz. In the issue he talks to Patti Smith about having to tone down the portrayal of his character. Apparently, Captain Jack Sparrow is supposed to be portrayed as gay. I guess. At least, Depp gave that response to an obnoxious and nervous-sounding Disney executive. ‘All my characters are gay,’ he replied, leaving said executive and the rest of her team ‘nervous.’ Yeah, we all know The Gays are the death of any decent film. They never make mediocre films better, amirite? Ooh, I made another funny. Depp’s next role is in The Tourist with Angelina Jolie. It opens Dec. 10. Depp further explains in the issue that he felt sorry for the way Jolie was hunted by the paparazzi and made sure to keep his distance, in public, to avoid rumours. The quotes are below, and read like c&ps of his interview with Entertainment Weekly.

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Shiloh to Angelina Jolie: Can I Have a Dead Pet?

Angelina Jolie’s daughter, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt, once asked for a dead pet. This is a quote I somehow missed from the earlier coverage of Jolie’s Vogue cover. I was caught up in the weird choice of cover photo, shot by Mario Testino, and the cute quotes about Jolie’s children. There were also not-so-cute quotes from the interview, that weren’t as widely circulated. For example, Jolie’s retelling of an exchange between her and Shiloh, 4, where the child asks to keep a dead bird the pair discover in their yard. ‘She came in and said, ‘Can I have a dead pet?” Jolie recalls. ‘And I’m … ‘Uh-uh, I don’t think it’s healthy, honey. I think they have to put him in a box,’ and I had to run out to find, like, a taxidermy bird. I just worked it out for her.’ When asked whether Shiloh understood anything about taxidermy, Jolie responded, ‘No.’ However, ‘I figured that I couldn’t keep the actual dead bird from the yard, so I swayed her toward one that had been cleaned, at least.’ I can’t even decide the extent to which this freaks me out.