The Tourist (2010) newly-released movie trailer: Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp. Angelina Jolie is doing an impression of one of my more well-to-do neighbours, in her new movie The Tourist. In this trailer, video above, Jolie can be heard in the first few seconds doing her best ‘This is what foreign people sound like, amirite?’ accent. [...]
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Angelina Jolie Will NOT Play Marilyn Monroe
Despite today’s overexcitable rumours to the contrary, that I didn’t have the energy to publish as they seemed so stupid, Saint Angelina Jolie will not be playing Saint Marilyn Monroe in a future movie project. It was reported that the actress, who was in London Monday for the UK premiere of Salt, would play Monroe [...]
Glittery Angelina Jolie at Salt Movie Premiere
Angelina Jolie took a break from bathing in virgin’s blood to attend the London premiere of Salt. More pictures of Saint Angelina wearing the skins of glittery unicorns (PETA will be pi$$ed), at the UK premiere, can be found below. You know, I read about this premiere a few hours before it took place and [...]
Angelina Jolie Too Kick-Ass for a Bond Girl Role
Dear Movie Bosses: Angelina Jolie is too much of a badass to be standing around twirling her hair and biting her lip at Bond, James Bond. She has too much of a brain to be absent-mindedly dropping her panties at the sight of Daniel Craig, alongside whom she was asked to co-star as a Bond [...]
Angelina Jolie Using the @AngelinaJolie Twitter
Angelina Jolie has booted a cyber-squatter from the @AngelinaJolie Twitter user name. There was someone else, not affiliated with the actress, running that account until Jolie remembered that she was really Salt and could kick their ass. She may or may not have pulled a gun on the person, on Twitter, in order to take [...]
Salt Movie Finally Premieres. Thank Heavens.
Angelina Jolie’s movie, Salt, had its Hollywood, CA premiere on July 19th, 2010. So we’ll actually get to see the effing film rather than just the on-set candids of Jolie filming over a period of what feels like 10 years. Jolie and Brad Pitt arrived on the red carpet, and Pitt remained clean-shaven for the [...]
