Jennifer Aniston just can’t catch a break after six years of throwing Brad Pitt under the bus to shill her fail-comedies. These latest remarks come from the pages of Vanity Fair, with whom Angelina Jolie just did a cover interview. Favouring their subject, and taking sides, the editor makes the following comment in the print [...]
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Brad Pitt Explains Jennifer Aniston Comment
I posted Brad Pitt’s Parade Magazine interview and the unanimous reaction from you guys was that Pitt should stick to his inside voice when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Pitt described his marriage to Aniston using a series of clumsy words like ‘pathetic,’ not interesting,’ and ‘pretend.’ He pretty much threw her and their whole [...]
Brad Pitt Felt Pathetic In His Boring Marriage
Brad Pitt is using his Spite Thesaurus ™ and his meanest outside voice in mocking his marriage to Jennifer Aniston, in efforts to shill his new movie. Because movies don’t sell themselves and because Aniston has been doing the same since their 2005 divorce, Pitt threw his whole five-year marriage under the bus without much [...]
Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair Cover October 2011
Angelina Jolie covers the October 2011 Vanity Fair. For some reason, Vanity Fair has stopped trying and so we’re left with a cover on which Jolie is trying to steal your soul. WTF is this cover? She’s one of the world’s most beautiful women, still, and yet this is like the Succubus Special. Her face [...]
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Are Like Prisoners?
Matt Damon is a fan of hyperbole. Asked about the pressures of fame, Damon reminded you he’s friends with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Once you were thoroughly reminded, he made a questionable remark about the lifestyle of two people who also chose to be in the public eye. Using all their grown-folk staying-power remain [...]
Jennifer Aniston Is Sad She’s Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston sounds sad about being Jennifer Aniston. I may be reading too much into her quotes from yesterday’s Inside The Actors Studio, but she’s talking about Brad Pitt again and it’s all a step away from knitting her cats booties and then matching ones for herself. There were quotes earlier in the week about [...]
