Brad Pitt’s over-sugared brood of six must be writing him strongly-worded BBMs full of sad emoticons because he’s still talking about the pressure they put on him to marry Angelina Jolie. The actor already told this anecdote in The Hollywood Reporter. He elaborated on CBS Sunday Morning: ‘We’re getting a lot of pressure from the kids. It means something to them.’ Admitting he hasn’t ‘been very good’ at fending off cries of ‘Get mommy a ring,’ Pitt has been telling the kids: ‘Okay, I will. We will [marry] some day. That’s a great idea.’
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Brad Pitt Will Probably Marry Angelina Jolie
With the Great Pimp Cane Tour of 2012 finally over, Brad Pitt can return to his regularly-scheduled programming. Pitt covers the new issue of The Hollywood Reporter, where he also gives an interview about how he’ll cave to pressure to marry from his kids. Below is the interview, his video, and his outtakes.
Angelina Jolie Wins At Producers Guild Awards
There’s good news and there’s bad news. I’ll get the bad news out of the way: Brad Pitt’s Pimp Cane Tour of America 2012 is over because he’s healing. ‘It’s better,’ Pitt told E! Online at the 23rd annual Producers Guild Awards at the Beverly Hilton Hotel Saturday. ‘I have to wear a brace for a month. Then I’ll have rehab. I’ll be alright as long as the kids don’t hit me from the side.’ Jolie added they were still able to use their sex swing while Pitt was incapacitated because that’s how he rolls: ‘[He didn't slow down] he’s not that kind of guy. He still does everything.’ On to the good news: Jolie was the prettiest mortician at the PGAs where she wore ‘That’ll do,’ black Michael Kors as she won the Stanley Kramer Award for In the Land of Blood and Honey. ‘What I hope is that our film helps people not forget the past,’ said Jolie. ‘I want people to see what these people have gone through and that they are able to tell their story through their bravery. Their story matters.’ 10 photos of his-and-hers ‘That’ll do’ on the red carpet.
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Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More
I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad Pitt’s pimp cane as the tour continues. The red carpet: Pitt looked to have a little trouble walking, I guess the problems of a pimp are weighing him down (?); Angelina Jolie wore a white and red Atelier Versace gown, FYI; George Clooney and Stacy Keibler will be arm-in-arm until next year’s upgrade; Ricky Gervais hosted and took a few potshots at Kim Kardashian and… whomever she married; Debra Messing should have worn colour; Kelly Osbourne needs to not match her hair and dress, YEESH; Claire Danes looked plain, but rather classic; Sarah Michelle Gellar… there’s no nice way to say this, but her daughter, Charlotte, helped pick the Monique Lhuillier gown and it looked like it too; Sofia Vergara, please and thank you; Nicole Richie is rather shiny and try-hard, but still one of the night’s better looks; Elle MacPherson wore a bad prom dress; Freida Pinto looked unusually wide, in that unflattering green; Emily and Zooey Deschanel posed together, Zooey’s dress *shudder*; Evan Rachel Wood looked like a mermaid/ peacock hybrid; Seth Rogan loves boners; Gerard Butler was dapper, but ill-groomed; Rooney Mara looked goth and hungry; Kate Winslet, lovely but for that belt thing; Mila Kunis also wore black, don’t know if want; Natalie Portman, quite lovely; Nicole Kidman’s breasts were an illusion; Reese Witherspoon wore a dress as tight as possible to dispel preggo rumours; Diana Agron’s dress scares me; Lea Michele’s dress was cheap, clingy, and try-hard; Emma Stone’s colour choices were great; Jessica Biel had darker hair and no engagement ring; A Gawker.com writer tweeted that Madonna’s dress was so clingy, a designer friend said, because ‘she thinks she’s sample size’; Joseph Gordon Levitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, bow ties, you’re welcome; Jessica Alba, sporadic bedazzling; Charlize Theron, too much; Kate Beckinsale, also lovely; Salma Hayek, shiny boobs; Julianne Moore, also in MEH black; Heidi Klum got a blowout; No, Busy Phillips, no; Michelle Williams might have leprosy. Below are 65 photos in the same order.
Brad Pitt Covers W Magazine February 2012
Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and I don’t think it’s because I’m a girl either). However, Pitt’s 1996 face looks like the life’s work of a digital artist for W before they literally worked themselves to death. Pitt was interviewed by Lynn Hirschberg. The excerpts are mostly uneventful, but the overworked images are handsome and captivating.
The Grown Folks Have An Award Ceremony Too
The People’s Choice Awards For Grown Folks took place last night and the red carpet was semi well-attended by the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. This is a blithe, broad-sweeping round-up of photos from the Critics’ Choice Awards 2012 which was embarrassingly window-free compared to the chirrens’ awards. Photos include Pitt, continuing the Pimp Cane Tour of the USA, Clooney, Emma Stone, Charlize Theron, Michelle Williams and Evan Rachel Wood. Six photos.







