Brad Pitt covers New York Times Magazine in what’s got to be the best magazine cover ever. For those who’ve been following, this is Pitt after being drained of his glorious Technicolor by Chupacabra Jolie. Don’t worry, they digitally added back the colour, so it looks great. Pitt is channeling Eraserhead from David Lynch’s 1977 movie. There’s video [...]
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Angelina Jolie Covers Marie Claire January 2012
Angelina Jolie covers Marie Claire January 2012 after fully-digesting Brad Pitt’s formerly-glorious Technicolor (it’s got what a Chupacabra needs). Jolie is promoting her new film, In The Land Of Blood & Honey, which may be a copy pasta of someone else’s work. That remains to be seen. So, until that’s settled, let’s all look at pretty [...]
Angelina Jolie Probably Just Ate Brad Pitt
Here’s Chupacabra Jolie, with a half-digested Brad Pitt in her stomach (it’s got electrolytes). Here’s the actress following the premiere of the movie she’s alleged to have stolen from a journalist’s 2007 article about the same subject. Jolie has, since the premiere, finished draining the glorious Technicolor out of Pitt and has transformed from ‘That’ll do’ black-on-black [...]
In The Land of Blood & Honey Premiere Photos
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt attended the New York City premiere of In The Land Of Blood And Honey together. Which means little, except they’re in matching ‘That’ll do’ black-on-black and they found a sitter. Jolie’s wearing her usual; something dark and tailored. Chupacabra has slowly drained Pitt from glorious Technicolor to a more somber ‘Grown-folk [...]
Brad Pitt Wants That Oscar Before He Retires
Just before his succubus partner inhaled the last of his soul, Brad Pitt let the world know he’s only intermittently happy. As in, sometimes he’s happy, sometimes Angelina Jolie inhales entirely too much soul, not leaving him enough to get through the day. Pitt spoke with Australia’s 60 Minutes where he launched what most people are [...]
Brad Pitt Explains Selling Kids’ Photos To People
Brad Pitt has explained why he and partner Angelina Jolie sold pictures of their then-newborn twins to People Magazine for $14 million, which they put into their charitable foundation: ‘I know some of these guys who are in that ‘stalkerazzi’ world, and you really have to separate them from the paparazzi in our industry. That’s [...]
