Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and [...]
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The Grown Folks Have An Award Ceremony Too
The People’s Choice Awards For Grown Folks took place last night and the red carpet was semi well-attended by the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. This is a blithe, broad-sweeping round-up of photos from the Critics’ Choice Awards 2012 which was embarrassingly window-free compared to the chirrens’ awards. Photos include Pitt, continuing the Pimp Cane [...]
Brad Pitt’s Pimp Cane Tour Of America 2012
Still needs a cup. Here’s Brad Pitt at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards January 9, following the weekend’s appearance at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. Pitt’s story changed about how he got hurt. Well, not so much the how as where. Entertainment Online claimed previously he: ‘wiped out on a ski slope while [...]
Angelina Jolie & An Injured Brad Pitt At PSIFF
Angelina Jolie and an injured Brad Pitt were two of the celebrities at the Palm Springs International Film Festival 2012. Pitt has been walking around with a pimp cane since last week, prompting conspiracy theories about the root of his injury. It’s not that exciting, Pitt says it’s not a broken hip, or whatever, he [...]
Jennifer Aniston Probably Has Brad Pitt’s Sperm
Jennifer Aniston just ticked off the last crazy box in Cat Lady Bingo. I assumed she handed in her giant marker and tombola when she started dating Justin Theroux. However, this anecdote from a friend certifies her as a lifetime member of the club (lifetime membership also means her cats will always have a father [...]
Angelina Jolie Threatening To Get Pregnant
The threat level has already been set to maximum, the proper authorities alerted, and emergency aid sent to Angelina Jolie’s existing chirrens. Jolie has threatened to Michelle Duggar the living s**t out of her womb, if $500,000 in damp strang singles aren’t delivered in the bottom of a muffin basket to my house. Um, I [...]
