This made me sadder than it should have and this post is going to be brought to you by the letter ‘S’ for ‘sad,’ and I’m going to type this whole thing while sticking out my bottom lip in memoriam of this failed marriage. Billy Bob Thornton and Billy Bob Thornton’s head weave and chin weave gave separate interviews with ABC’s Nightline and agreed they weren’t fancy enough for Angelina Jolie who, evidently, now being engaged to Brad Pitt, demands silky locks that don’t come from the twofer shelf in the hair salon. He says he ‘blew it’ in his brief marriage because he was too ‘insecure’ to make it work. The 56-year-old explained: ‘I blew it because I didn’t think I was good enough for her. I was just too insecure. People actually said that I didn’t deserve to be with her.’ Which is sad, if only because a man in his late 40s at the time was so affected by the media. He continues: ‘Angie, I felt, was definitely too good for me and at some point, if you believe somebody’s too good for you, you’re going to mess it up. I always thought I was sort of Quasimodo or the Phantom Of The Opera hiding in the catacombs. And when I was with her I think that really reached its heights. When you’re in a relationship, any two celebrities or whatever, you know, I think that puts on a lot of pressure. When Angie and I got married, during that time, I was more famous than she was to start with. Then she becomes this big thing, it’s hard in these relationships. We had a great marriage and I chickened out because I didn’t feel good enough. That’s all that happened.’
