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Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s blind items…

#1 – Which heiress and sometimes TV star has been taking pregnant horse urine injections to lose weight? The radical diet that can only be found in Europe also asks that you keep it under 500 calories each day while taking the injections. Nope, Not Paris Hilton. (via BuzzFoto)

#2 – Photos of which current celeb-magazine-hate-figure are circulating showing her on a night out, with the spunk of a reality show contestant over her clothes? (via Pop Bitch)

#3 – Which star has been going on four-hour binges scoffing doughnuts and deep fried food after splitting up from her boyfriend? And she always carries a doggy bag.(via The Mirror)

#4 – Which now-married (but then-engaged) starlet hooked up with her geeky dreamboat of a co-star on the set of their film? Wisely, they frolicked in a soundproof room. (via NYDN)

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Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items, brought back from the dead.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s blind items…

#1 – This star known for her good looks more than her acting ability has a celebrity boyfriend. They’re on and off for the cameras all the time, but let’s say for today’s sake, that the two are very much together. We wonder what he would say to the fact that she is pursuing a foreign singer with everything she’s got. We suspect it’s not for a relationship, but because the singer isn’t responding how she would like and she’s used to having her way. (via BuzzFoto)

#2 – Which openly gay TV star likes to show off his stuff at the gym by walking around sans towel – and referring to himself as ‘porn-worthy? (via NYDN)

#3 -What sleaze ball celebutard who is a waste of space and a criminal was at a party in the past week and spotted putting something into the drink of a woman. He claimed ignorance, grabbed her drink, chugged it down and then left the party. (via CDaN)

#4 – This age inappropriate booty call relationship had another episode when our B listers hooked up again. The guy does movies and television but has made his fame on one television show. The woman does primarily television but does a movie when someone is dumb enough to pay her. (via CDAN)

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Howdy and welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s blind items…

#1 – This producer has had at least one Academy Award nomination for Best Picture. The thing is, he has been the producer of many, many movies, but has never done any actual producing. He takes the producer credit in exchange for a reduced fee in the drugs he supplies to the set.

#2 – This C list actor shows up as a recurring role for three or four episodes at a time on a television show and then disappears for a year or so and does it again. His latest show was an arc on a bubble network comedy. Anyway, during his three weeks on the show, he managed to get not one, but two extras pregnant. Nice huh? It’s a good thing he doesn’t work more.

#3 – This director has had a top ten movie of the week this year. The word is to never visit him in his trailer. Ever. From the second he walks into the trailer he takes off his clothes. If you come to his trailer he doesn’t cover himself or make any efforts to be modest. It is full frontal the entire time. He isn’t lewd about it, he just goes naked until he is needed on the set again.

#4 – This B-/C+ actor from a hit network drama who has had a very famous girlfriend in the past year, thinks he has a life coach that he hired last year. What he really has is a tabloid reporter who is writing a book about the show and the people on it.

(all items via CDaN)

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Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s mind bending blind items…

#1 - This is one of the more bizarre things I have ever heard. This male reality star is on an A list reality show. A recurring reality show with the same cast, not some random dude on Survivor. Anyway, this star carries a bag with him wherever he goes. That is not unusual. What is unusual is that he always keeps $50,000 in the bag with him at all times. Never more and never less. He doesn’t keep it a big secret. He just always says it is if he ever needs to get away quickly he has the means. The question is why would he need to get away quickly. People have asked him. He always says, “you never know.” What the hell does that mean? (CDaN)

#2 - This B/C Actress that recently had a public breakup, was seen with her ex’s best friend on two separate occasions. One was at a restaurant eating dinner, the other was when our photographer came upon her car with two huddled figures snuggled inside. When he got closer to take a picture, the best friend was seen putting his/her clothes back on. Calls were made from publicists and lawyers, needless to say no pictures will be published and thus it remains blind. (BuzzFoto)

#3 - I love bad drug behavior days. They are some of my favorite items. Today’s bad drug behavior involves a movie actress. Definitely C list. But, and this is a big but, she has an advantage that other C listers would love to have. Because of the films she is making or has made, she will never drop below C list. Anyway, in the movie she most recently completed, she was actually a lead. Small movie, but she was a lead. She loved being a lead and was the biggest diva ever. One day during filming her trailer door opened and she ran out screaming and yelling at the world asking “who the f**k stole my coke?” She did this for three or four minutes in front of the entire cast and crew. She then told the director she wasn’t going to work anymore that day until he had someone bring her more coke. All of this at full volume in front of 40-50 people. 20 minutes later someone brought her some coke and a short time after that she emerged from her trailer ready to go to work. (CDaN)

#4 - Which star was mortified when he was caught with a hot blonde and his trousers down? He forgot to lock his dressing room door and a flunky walked in. (The Mirror)

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Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Four items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s mind bending blind items…

#1 – “He’s just faking. Don’t give him anything.” Words from the mouth of this A-list tweener to her friends as they passed a homeless man sitting on the ground. Oh, she then spent about $1000 on food for dinner. Nice.

#2 – This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her “boyfriend” to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn’t want the arranged “boyfriend” any longer.

#3 – This C list singer/actress is a tweener, but she has never really done the whole tweener show thing and has basically had to eke out a living on her own. Even though she is still a teenager, she has gone through a string of music producers in their late 20′s and 30′s. And when I say gone through a string of them, I don’t mean just for producing her records. Hey, at least she is legal now.

#4 – This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network.

(All today’s items courtesy of CDAN)

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Howdy, welcome to today’s snarky blind items.

Rules: Each post will contain numbered Blind Items. Two items are mentioned below. If you read the item and think you know who any of the celebs are, just go to the comments section and write the number and name!

Today’s blind items…

1. This foreign born singer who has been in this space before, doesn’t even disguise her dislike of her celebrity husband. When she is drunk, her favorite game is to put her husband on speaker phone and let everyone around her listen while she yells at him, calls him names, and humiliates him as much as possible. No matter what though, he still hasn’t left. (CDAN)
2. A couple of months ago in this space I talked about the actress who left her coke out while she went to answer the phone and her child found it. The child of course was copying what mommy had been doing. Well, apparently mommy’s habit is getting out of control again because she was at a swim class with her child. She was in the water with her child and several other parents and yet went to the dressing room 3 times in a 45 minute class. Each time she went, she would leave her child to be watched over by another parent or the teacher of the class. (CDAN)

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