Here’s Christina Aguilera at her 31st birthday party, the date of which somehow completely escaped me. Well, she turned 31-years-old December 18 and I just found Us Weekly’s photo of her birthday cake. The name on it’s wrong. It says ‘Xtina,’ when it should say ‘Albooki,’ or her government name of ‘Albino Snooki.’ But it’s [...]
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It’s Taylor Momsen’s 18th Birthday Today WHEE!
Today is July 26, making it 18-years to the day that our favourite repressed Hamburglar/ stripper was born. I haven’t been this excited since Miley Cyrus turned 18-years-old, and I realised that it changed nothing. Well, anyway, today is Taylor Momsen’s birthday so she’s 18-years-old. Which officially means that the next time her taped sidetidday [...]
Watch Video of Kim Kardashian’s Keg Stand
Kim Kardashian turned 30-years-old some months ago but the footage of the celebrations, for which she charged strangers thousands of dollars, are only now making it on air. In the below video snippet of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, we see Kardashian surrounded by people who enjoy staring at her so much they were [...]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Weave Queen Britney Spears
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the weave of Britney Spears. I shall wish happy birthday to the parts of her that begin from the eyebrows down, but I’ll need payment upfront first. Today, Thursday December 2, 2010 is the 29th birthday of Britney Spears; a birthday she’s celebrating with a lawsuit against Star magazine and possibly RadarOnline, [...]
Miley Cyrus and Avan Jogia at Birthday Party
Miley Cyrus is 18. I gather people are excited about that fact. I’m not. Maybe it’s because I’m a girl and have no interest in legally now being able to post pictures of her full-on ‘accidental’ crotch shots/ nip slips and the like (we all know those are coming, as is inevitable topless shot in [...]
Kim Kardashian Turns 30-Years-Old Today…
Kim Kardashian’s orange peel turns 30-years-old today. Most of the chemicals/ fillers or whatever in her face aren’t that old, so I’m not going to wish her face a Happy Birthday. It’s not well-earned. I’ll wish those well when they actually turn 30. When she’s nearer 60, I guess. The reality star, for those who’ll [...]
