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Samantha Burke Takes Pregnant Bikini Pictures

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Samantha Burke took pictures of herself, some while pregnant with Jude Law’s love child and posted them to a photosharing site.

They somehow then ended up on TMZ, cos it’s not like anyone would ever check a public photostream or sell them or anything. More to the point, this is so out of character for a woman whose first move when preggers with a celebrity’s baby is to hire a lawyer and publicist and have a press conference, asking for “privacy”. These are the steps people take when they don’t want people to notice them or stick their nose in their business.

The press can be such a-holes at times. It’s no wonder Burke stripped down to her bikini (indoors) and posed all sessy, rolling around on the floor. She’s a quiet and dignified type of lady and the picture of her posing with the window shade cord is proof, irrefutable.

When I undoubtedly get knocked up by some famewh*re guy, I shall be stripping down to my smalls and posting the pictures in public too. But I’ll go the extra mile and probably go topless. I’m not as classy as this bish.

Britney Spears Got her Bikini Body Back

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Britney Spears recently did a photoshoot in LA, in a white bikini.

It looks like her sucking on cancer sticks has helped her get her body back. She was once a little more rotund, but in a recent photoshoot in LA, she looked more slim and trim than she has in a while.

Guessing this was supposed to be a classy shoot where she was clad in a ballgown or some crap, but they didn’t want greasy chicken fingers all over their sh*t. So they stuck her in as little material as possible, so if she decided to get the Cheeto dust off her hands she’d have to wipe them in her own weave.

For those who are so inclined, Britney Spears new bikini pictures are below.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Holly Madison’s First Photoshoot (Pre-Surgery)

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This could have been a Celebrity Guess Who post, but it’s rather a little too obvious… The images that can be seen here are of Playboy playmate Holly Madison in her first ever modelling shoot. The images were taken before her plastic surgeries on her nose, boobs and wherever else. She looks like she needed some experience posing as she clearly has no idea how yet. She always had an amazing tiny figure though!

Oh, before I forget, snaps for the OMG-ness of the high-waisted 90s thong.

Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures on Malibu Beach

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I really love my photo agencies, sometimes. They always go above and beyond, in the name of embarrassing celebrities. One in particular always make a point of circling a celebrity’s shame. Say, booze on a drunken night out, or a wardrobe malfunction. It’s mean and it saves me valuable MS Paint time, drawing this crap on myself.

For example, in the image above, they have circled an image of Lisa Rinna in a bikini. They are picking on the star’s ageing, leathery tummy. Which is meaner than I would have been, to someone her age, who is doing a mighty fine job of paying her surgeons to help stave off the effects of gravity. So glad no one can draw a circle of shame around my bubes when they make an appearance on a drunken night out. Or, when my lady parts make a break for it when I am sans panties in front of the paps. The agencies will always be bigger b*tces then me and I love them for it.

Lisa Rinna enjoys Sunday July 19, 2009 with her husband Harry Hamlin and her kids on the beach in Malibu, California. Lisa shows off her aging body in a Hollywood bikini while splashing around in the waves. (via Fame Pictures)

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures.

Anna Lynne McCord in a Bikini on Malibu Beach

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Anna Lynne McCord turned 22-years-old at the end of last week (July 16).

She continued the birthday fun on the weekend, in the California sunshine. The 90210 v2.0 actress was seen on Malibu beach (staging photos like the rent was due), in a tiny pink bikini.

Anna Lynne McCord keeps the birthday fun going strong this Saturday afternoon on July 18, 2009. Anna hit the beach in Malibu, California with some pals for a day of beach volleyball ad swimsuit changes! Anna and her girlfriend even wore matching suits too! (via Fame Pictures)

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures.

Shauna Sand Topless on a Miami Beach Pictures

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Shauna Sand went topless and flashed her mutant nipples, while on the beach in Miami. The “nip slip” was not that hard to do, considering the perma-tanned star was wearing a bikini that was too small to tame her sizeable inflated bubies. I love the orange tan, also loving the lucite on the beach, loving the tacky tats and loving the fact that Sand’s nips look like they were chewed by wolves. (For those who are wondering, I am posting ‘cos there are nothing like enough reasons in any given day to post pictures of people’s deformed nips and this was too good to pass up.)

Image credit to Splash News.