Here’s Kelly Brook also being great at Twitter by posing in her bikini while holding a coconut. There’s an obvious joke in there somewhere that I’m going to refrain from telling because there are breasts at stake. Also, she’s only holding one coconut and I’d need two to make anatomically-correct boob jokes.
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Whitney Port Bikini Photos From Miami Vacation
Here’s Whitney Port pretending she can’t see the paparazzi in photos that do nothing to help her relevance. The reality star is currently on vacation in Miami, Florida where she’s pulling the Lindsay Lohan trick of pretending her bikini’s slipping down because it makes a better picture. 12 bikini photos from Sunday.
Rihanna Continues Bikinis & Blunts Twitter Tour
Still not liking her but posting these anyway because the power of breasts compels me, here’s Rihanna on her bikinis & blunts tour of Hawaii. The singer has basically been choking to death on her own fumes while undressing for strangers and I’m okay with this because BOOBIES. A bunch more photos below.
LeAnn Rimes Would Like Your Attention, Please
LeAnn Rimes is still in Maui where she’s taken to binding her bones in dental floss to stop them rattling. The singer and her husband are on an extended New Year’s vacation in Maui after spending the holidays in Aspen with his chirren. But now they’re chirren-free so Slow Draper can inspect his half-naked wife’s [...]
LeAnn Rimes Went Barefoot In Public Bathroom
I guess the floors were clean like that urinal she sat in was clean. Here are some new photos of LeAnn Rimes in a non-existent bikini that barely covers her bones, bolt-ons, and tiger stripes. Rimes is currently on vacation in Maui with husband Eddie Cibrian. I nearly overlooked these photos, since she will be living [...]
Jessica Alba Preparing For The Bikini Inspector
Or that could be her unqualified husband and not the bikini inspector at all. I DEMAND TO SEE I.D.! Here’s Jessica Alba in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico January 2, after spending her whole New Year’s on the beach with her family. She’s wearing a pink bikini today; hot pink, which is rather more eye-catching than the muted [...]
