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Tara Reid: Asking About My Past Is Like Bullying

Here’s Tara Reid’s beef jerky stomach and stapled bolt-ons, for the cover of the UK’s Loaded June 2012. The 36-year-old did a bikini cover for which Loaded decided not to Photoshop too much because ‘people paid for jerky, they’re going to get jerky.’ Her face looks good, except for the photos where it’s sagging too and she looks like Courtney Love in profile. The rest looks like it was pasted in from her old Playboy shoot. There’s also a hilarious interview, in which she says being a drunk isn’t a crime and you’re not allowed to ask any questions about her f**k-ups because asking people about things they did is tantamount to bullying.

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Kate Upton Dancing In A Bikini To Cat Daddy

There’s some random song and random dance about which I don’t care because BOOBIES. Moreover, the video is below along with the rest of Kate Upton’s shoot in Uncle Terry’s home studio (I’m guessing, and it’s too bright to be a basement). So let’s pretend these are real words I’m going to type down here rather than mashing the keyboard with my fist because it’s been about a year since I typed comprehensible prose underneath giant breasts. I know better.

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LeAnn Rimes’ Cheating Bones Have SUFFERED

LeAnn Rimes renewed her vows at the end of last week, only to be largely overlooked in favour of the British royal couple’s wedding anniversary and Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewing their own vows. Moreover, Rimes completely failed to love-vom all over Twitter about renewing her vows, her stepsons’ involvement, how it’s completely appropriate to celebrate the day she won the Mistress Lotto etc. etc.. No photos; no nothing. So, no real story. But today, realising she’s being ignored, she’s back to her shtick 1) staging photos with one agency, drink in hand, that necessitate posing and costume changes 2) narcissist love-vomming: ‘There’s nothing better that hearing your husband compliment you…. Yes, and I get them daily, but last night and today I have been showered with compliments  He says and does so many sweet things all the time. I adore him… BEYOND….WOW the things that have been said and proven to me….I’m a lucky woman.’ 3) stalking Brandi Glanville’s Twitter for a new pose to Single White Female 4) regurgitating other peoples’ compliments: ‘Nothing like running by two beautiful women on the beach who stop you to compliment you on your body. So NICE!!!!!’ 5) asking DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE ODDS OF WINNING THE MISTRESS LOTTO?! ‘…it’s LOVE when you can endure what we have.’ Rimes tweeted the top photo with the caption ‘Heaven,’ referring to a view obscured by her bones. Then she finally love-vommed about her special day: ‘Renewed our vows today. It’s incredible to thank each other for the past year as husband and wife. Here’s to another great year! Couldn’t stop crying while renewing our vows’

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Twitter Picture Of Selena Gomez In A Bikini

In a photo that goes from ‘Wait, is she topless?’ to ‘Son, I am disappoint’ here’s Selena Gomez tanning while drinking what I presume to be maple syrup from a Four Seasons Hotel cup. She shared this with the caption: ‘Need sun again.’

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Photo Shoot At The Beach

Here’s Ashley Tisdale helping me make sense of a world in which two years absence from the Grammys is suitable penance for a woman-beater who got to perform twice at this year’s awards. Here are a few photos of Tisdale doing a photo shoot in Venice, CA this weekend that’s worth it for THIS photo alone, tbh.

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Kelly Brook Bikini Twitter Photo From Vacation

Here’s Kelly Brook also being great at Twitter by posing in her bikini while holding a coconut. There’s an obvious joke in there somewhere that I’m going to refrain from telling because there are breasts at stake. Also, she’s only holding one coconut and I’d need two to make anatomically-correct boob jokes.