Kimmode spent more time posing for the Us Weekly cameras than bonding with her husband on her own honeymoon. Similarly, on the annual trip out of the country where they pretend to care about one another when the little light is red, the family were recently on a trip to Greece seemingly sponsored by either their pimps at E! or by Us Weekly (who reportedly had a photographer attend as part of the family’s retinue and document the entire vacation up close). In any case, Kris Jenner’s favourite child is keeping the lights on at Us Weekly single-handedly because here they are claiming the 32-year-old looks like this in a bikini in her seventh month of pregnancy when she looks like this the rest of the time.
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Us Weekly Claims Kimmode Looks Like This In A Bikini Because Kris Jenner Threatened To Take Away Their Pocket Money
Because Photoshop is all you need to become bikini-ready after 31-years of eating nothing but Fruity Pebbles and expired prescription pills, here’s Britney Spears on the cover of SHAPE Magazine whose digital artists need a damn medal for using whatever tool it is that creates light in someone’s dead eyes.
Because nothing else happened in last 24 hours that involved any of these people with their clothes on, let’s call the whole thing off and just look at the pretty pictures. Hough and Dobrev were in South Beach. Osbourne was in Australia.
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Surprising no one who’s seen a bikini picture on the Internet in the past 10 years, you’re going to need some Photoshop before you can fit into Beyonce’s new bikinis for H&M. At least I think that’s Beyonce. It could be 3D printed Beyonce in spray on bikinis because what the heck else is going on with her bikini bottoms?
Jessica Alba isn’t interesting unless she is in a bikini… and maybe even then. So here she is reminding you that following a two-year break she’s got a bunch of films coming out this year all of which feature her breasts in 3D. Alba has been on vacation in St Barts with Nicole Richie for a few days now. Photos below.
Everyone who’s not me or you is in a bikini right now because everyone else had the foresight to cut down to one pizza per day WAY ahead of April so they could fit into their bikini in time for Spring/ Summer. Here’s Nicole Richie who cut down to no pizzas per day back in 2007. More photos from St Barts below.
The last we saw LeAnn Rimes she was phoning the paparazzi on her own stepchildren to look like a good ‘bonus mother’ in the absence of their father or their actual mother. And this weekend she phoned the same paparazzi to photograph her in a bikini while she complained on Twitter that life is really, really hard when you’re so popular. Rimes took a weekend break to Miami alone… except for the photographers she invited to trail her everywhere because she has no real friends. While tweeting her location as South Beach along with photos of herself, Rimes wrote ‘I guess I’ll go for an ocean dip at midnight cause there are at least 30 paparazzi and @kikicaldas has disowned me.’ More photos below.