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Beyonce Is Still Double-Stuffing Her Baby Bump

Oct 14th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here are 15 new Beyonce photos, taken after she was supposedly caught double-stuffing her bump with man-made fibers on Australian news show, Sunday Night.

The photos of Beyonce in the black and blue dress and heels Lindsay Lohan already wore in Milan were taken today. I added photos from yesterday for comparison, also taken in NYC. The photos of Beyonce in the hat and shades are from October 13. Her shirt’s baggier… but, in all honesty, I think double-stuffing was too much effort for her yesterday and she was slacking. In related news, Wendy Williams did a funny segment on her show about the bump conspiracies. She listed them as 1) the baby is helping Beyonce’s sagging career 2) the ‘baby’ is to keep Jay-Z’s heart, following news of an alleged mistress in Trinidad 3) Beyonce is trying to keep up with the alleged mistress and Jay-Z’s alleged 10-year-old love child 4) Beyonce is really using a surrogate 5) she’s going to adopt and pretend to give birth… (so she’ll have a ‘home birth’ with no witness and yell ‘SURPRISE!’). The video and more photos are below. Beyonce is reportedly about five-months pregnant and she says she’s due in February.

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Beyonce’s Rep Misses Point Of Bump Rumours

Oct 12th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce appeared on an Australian news show, Sunday Night, during which time her stomach area… deflated. Well, it folded in half. Rumours began, claiming that Beyonce was not pregnant but faking/ waiting on a surrogate/ exaggerating her bump size for the theatrics. Then stans got all overstimulated and pointed to the weeks’ old bikini photos that looked like they were taken with BigFootCam.

Personally, I’m starting to side with SandraRose.com. I think Beyonce’s double-stuffing for some reason and I’m not ruling out reports that she’s pulling a Nicole Kidman. Asked whether Beyonce was double-stuffing with man made fibres, rep Yvette Noel-Schure told ABC News the allegations were ‘Stupid, ridiculous and false.’ As in, it’s ‘Stupid, ridiculous and false’ to say there’s no IRL baby, when BigFootCam took photos of the singer sticking out her gut back in September.

Beyonce Covers Harper’s Bazaar November 2011

Oct 11th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce was probably punched in the throat by Terry Richardson just before he took photos of the singer sitting sidesaddle on the toilet… ‘Gurl, don’t let yo panties touch the seat!!!’ I’m kidding, she woke up with a stiff neck and then the wind changed and it got stuck that way. So, here’s Beyonce’s weird pose on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar November 2011. Her album promotion’s done and she’s due in February, so I’m guessing someone more-relevant was bumped so she could brag about the tedious MTV VMA reveal and BOOP about her maternal dress. Her interview’s so long it’s stretched over two posts at Harper’s Bazaar; one is more of an updated profile, one talks about her pregnancy. Excerpts of Beyonce talking about her pregnancy below along with behind-the-scenes video.

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Beyonce’s Fake Bump Will Be Born In February

Oct 11th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I read about this a few hours ago, slept on it… and I’m still all ‘Huh?!’ Okay, so Beyonce was a guest on Australia’s Sunday Night news show. BOOP channeled GOOP and discussed how pregnancy was ‘TEH BEZT!!1!’ and she had never known joy like her gas baby turning into an IRL baby after 10 years of prayers. Also, the singer confirmed being due in February. Before she got to the good stuff, BOOP walked to where the interview would take place and there was an odd malfunction. Conspiracy theories abound, but from 00:54 into the video, her whole dress and bump wrinkled in such an odd manner it looked like a FAKE BUMP that folded in half as she sat. I s**t you not. She walked on screen, thrust out her bump, then she descended to take her seat… she took her time but accidentally bent right down and you saw her whole stomach area fold in half. Like it was a pillow baby to accentuate her IRL baby. Then she pulled a face like ‘I dun goofed.’ I can’t. IDK. I’ll summarise today’s conspiracy theories, after reading the comments/ posts on MTO, Sandra Rose and ONTD 1) She’s not pregnant, faking until a surrogate gives birth 2) she’s faking how far along she is to boost album sales/ to exaggerate so she can peace out from work earlier 3) it was some kind of weird seam in a maternity dress 4) people are pressed. The video is below, forwarded to the right place. Excuse the s**t frame-rate, not my fault.

Also below is a mash-up of the choreography Beyonce stole for her Countdown video. Choreographer Anne Teresa De Keersmaeker wasn’t amused her work was stolen: ‘I didn’t know anything about this. I’m not mad, but this is plagiarism. This is stealing. They took pieces from Achterland and Rosas danst Rosas. It’s a bit rude, I must say. What’s rude about it is that they don’t even bother about hiding it. They seem to think they could do it because it’s a famous work. Am I honored? …I’ve seen local school kids doing this. That’s a lot more beautiful.’

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GOOP And BOOP Can Patronize Each Other Now

Sep 23rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’ve never been so glad that Gwyneth Paltrow has one friend. Paltrow has been name-dropping Beyonce roughly since the first time she was on Glee as Holly Holiday. And Beyonce started doing the same when she became pregnant. Beyonce’s going to end up being insufferable and indignant, I can feel it. My guess is you can’t hang with GOOP without becoming sanctimonious. And so GOOP turned Beyonce into BOOP. I’m calling them that now. Until they cease being insufferable. Because she’s been anointed, BOOP is issuing her own edicts. This time, we child-free women are being told we’re not empowered, no matter how accomplished unless… in the words of Louis C.K…. a baby has fallen out of our vagina and stepped on our dreams: ‘[Pregnancy is empowering] absolutely. It is the most powerful creation for you to be able to have life growing inside of you. There is no bigger gift, nothing more empowering.’ There are a few more helpful pointers below via Celebitchy.com as Beyonce is promoting her new scent ‘L’eau De I Hope I Don’t Poop During Birth… Push Poops Are A Thing, Right?’

20 photos of Beyonce promoting her newly-released scent; wearing blue at the press launch of her fragrance, Pulse, held at the PH-D Rooftop Lounge at the Dream Downtown Hotel in New York City September 21; in white, the newer photos, Beyonce promotes her scent at Macy’s, in New York City September 22.

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No One Would Even Know Beyonce Is Pregnant

Sep 19th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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These are photos of Beyonce and her mother from this weekend. If Beyonce hadn’t made that series of tedious announcements during the Video Music Awards, last month, no one would even have guessed she were pregnant, right?

Here’s the singer in London, at Selfridges deptartment store, promoting her atrocious and tasteless fashion line made in collaboration with mother Tina Knowles (who, for those who forgot, filed for divorce and later changed her mind after an affair was revealed to have produced a baby; Beyonce’s half-brother, confirmed by a DNA test). Beyonce appears to be wearing a sequined/ lamé suit, braless, that’s indicative of the taste level of the whole collection. Eight photos.

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