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Going on multiple reports, following last week’s fabricated rumours that were nothing but one big Twitter MadLib (then copy&pasted by people with nothing else to go on, including the fabricated, budget baby name), it would appear Beyonce has delivered her pillow. Following last week’s lies, Beyonce covered her pillow with a few layers and went for a walk that raised more questions than it answered (my photo agency called mid-week photos ‘exclusive’ proof Beyonce was still preggo, but you couldn’t see her stomach). And now E! Online has a baby name: Blue Ivy Carter, which appears to be transposed by some outlets as Ivy Blue. The Houston Chronicle says Beyonce gave birth to a girl on Saturday evening in New York City by scheduled C-section. According to the New York Daily News, staff say the couple rented a fourth floor suite at New York’s Lennox Hill Hospital on the Upper East Side, for $1.3 million, Friday night under the name ‘Ingrid Jackson.’ The floor was also guarded by private security. New York Daily News adds: ‘After 11 p.m., even doctors and nurses were barred from entering the fourth floor, prompting one doc to complain that he had patients to see.  In an effort to keep images from leaking to the public, hospital workers placed tape over security cameras and are forcing employees to turn in cell phones when they arrive for their shifts.’ Sources tell The Houston Chronicle, mother and pillow are fine. Rihanna and Russell Simmons confirmed the birth by writing these tweets.

There are two blind items circulating at the moment that feel rather random and wild, but I’m paying them lip service because of the months of pillow mystery and indecisive due dates. Recently, Beyonce was photographed around NYC looking preggo in the face and neck because eating too much ice cream is the best way to expedite a pillow. She looks rounder, from the neck up. Sometimes she double-stuffs, sometimes not. And she appears to be making up her due-date on the spot, depending on who’s asking. Well, there’s a blind item that could relate to her weight gain. Maybe. Here’s the first blind item: ‘Just a few weeks to go. There’s one problem, though. She was looking too thin to be convincing. Thankfully, she found a solution… It’s called Prednisone. [A] side effect is gaining weight, especially in the face and neck and abdomen. She knew this, because it happened to her before. Last time it was accidental… Now, though, it’s purposeful… She started taking Prednisone a couple of months ago… Fat face and neck coming right up! She not worried, though, because she’s been told that the weight will drop quickly once she tapers down below 10 mg a day. Followed, of course, by claims of how hard she worked to take off the weight.’ That explains the pillow face of mystery. Page Six is chiming in too. Reportedly, Beyonce is due any day now: ’St. Luke’s Hospital was reportedly on high alert last night, piquing suspicion that Beyoncé might give birth there.’ So, her pillow will be FedExed to St Luke’s then she can stop taking her pills and pretend to slim?

Above is a photo taken December 21 on a store’s security camera by staff.