I read about this a few hours ago, slept on it… and I’m still all ‘Huh?!’ Okay, so Beyonce was a guest on Australia’s Sunday Night news show. BOOP channeled GOOP and discussed how pregnancy was ‘TEH BEZT!!1!’ and she had never known joy like her gas baby turning into an IRL baby after 10 [...]
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GOOP And BOOP Can Patronize Each Other Now
I’ve never been so glad that Gwyneth Paltrow has one friend. Paltrow has been name-dropping Beyonce roughly since the first time she was on Glee as Holly Holiday. And Beyonce started doing the same when she became pregnant. Beyonce’s going to end up being insufferable and indignant, I can feel it. My guess is you [...]
No One Would Even Know Beyonce Is Pregnant
These are photos of Beyonce and her mother from this weekend. If Beyonce hadn’t made that series of tedious announcements during the Video Music Awards, last month, no one would even have guessed she were pregnant, right? Here’s the singer in London, at Selfridges deptartment store, promoting her atrocious and tasteless fashion line made in [...]
Beyonce’s Baby Will Probably Be A Baby Ninja
Beyonce’s baby thing, a combination of an IRL baby, a gas baby and a food baby, was hiding at the Tory Burch Madison Avenue flagship store opening today. Okay, I don’t really know how this works as I spent all of health class with my fingers in my ears. But, before a baby is pooped [...]
Beyonce Covers Her Bump With A Bouffant Dress
Here’s Beyonce and her sister, wearing the bad wig, backstage during the Vera Wang Spring 2012 NYFW show September 13. I’ve been staring at these photos on and off today, since they’re everywhere. There are ten more photos below and they’re all mesmerizing. If you’re not enthralled by the double-stuffing of the bump, then you’ve [...]
Beyonce’s Pregnancy Bump Showing In A Bikini
Possibly in response to the rumours that she wore a prosthetic belly to the MTV VMAs, and that she was only eight weeks pregnant and stuffing to make herself bigger, Beyonce showed her baby bump during a vacation to Croatia. The rumours actually started on Sandra Rose, as I mentioned last week. It would appear [...]
