There are a bunch of random Beyonce updates that I’m shoehorning in since the couple has decided to have relationship diarrhea of the mouth after years of silence and it’s a little overwhelming. The couple who never really acknowledged dating nor marrying just issued a statement about the birth of their pillow, which I’m going to start [...]
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Hypoallergenic Carter Is Upsetting The Peasants
Beyonce’s baby, Blue Ivy Carter, who I’m going to call Hypoallergenic Carter until I see photos of mother and baby, is more important that you. She’s so important she needed a private suite/ wing and private security at New York’s Lennox Hill Hospital, for which her parents paid a reported $1.3 million to seal and redecorate, [...]
GOOP Paltrow Clarifies Beyonce Pillow Name
As reported earlier, Beyonce’s pillow was excised by scheduled C-section Saturday evening in New York City. However, because of the rush to report the story, there has been some confusion over the baby name (I read Houston Chronicle, Global Grind, E!, People, TMZ, New York Daily News, Page Six, and Daily Mail before posting… and with two choices I [...]
Beyonce & Jay-Z Welcome Their Pillow Baby
Going on multiple reports, following last week’s fabricated rumours that were nothing but one big Twitter MadLib (then copy&pasted by people with nothing else to go on, including the fabricated, budget baby name), it would appear Beyonce has delivered her pillow. Following last week’s lies, Beyonce covered her pillow with a few layers and went [...]
Beyonce’s Pillow Baby Will Be FedExed Early
There are two blind items circulating at the moment that feel rather random and wild, but I’m paying them lip service because of the months of pillow mystery and indecisive due dates. Recently, Beyonce was photographed around NYC looking preggo in the face and neck because eating too much ice cream is the best way [...]
Beyonce Is 13 Months Pregnant By Now… Right?
Trying hard to dispel rumours that she’s holding in gas as a cover for her surrogate, here’s Beyonce thrusting man-made fibers at the press for a promotional event. She’s promoting her concert DVD at a special screening at the Paris Theatre in New York City November 20. She’s looking extra-thrusty today, right? Like she’s making [...]
