Every time I’ve done a Beyonce post on this site I’ve gotten a bunch of comments unrelated to the story itself saying how slow Beyonce sounds. It doesn’t even matter what she actually says, anymore, but like Wendy Williams pointed out a while ago the singer is largely unintelligible.
A few days ago, E! Online claimed to have receipts confirming that a husband, Jay-Z, left a baby in his own wife, Beyonce, about which the latter obviously flipped the f**k out because isn’t that just about the s**ttiest thing a website has ever said about a celebrity. Except, oh, no, it’s not. So fans […]
Last week, E! News confirmed through ‘multiple sources’ at FedEx that Beyonce’s new pillow was in the mail. The sources had no receipts… only their word. But Jay-Z says those words are lies because no one at the Illuminati headquarters even uses FedEx (after that time they left a package in the rain). Asked about […]
Last week, the kinds of sources who dare go through Blue Ivy’s trash told E! News Beyonce’s new pillow is in the mail so she’s going to start ‘showing’ in 6-8 weeks time. Beyonce’s reps leaked rebuttals to Us Weekly and PEOPLE although clearly Russell Simmons has subscriptions to neither because he went on Twitter […]