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Beyonda Farce’s ‘Stylist’ Cranked The FUG Dial Up To 10

Dec 2nd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce Knowles is definitely in ‘Sucha Farce’ mode, in these images of her arriving at the “Cadillac Records” premiere at the AMC Loews Theater in New York [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

What kind of GD hair/ make up etc. etc. etc. is this anyways?

Is it not bad enough that Farce wears space-age swimwear as her casual ‘day’ look, now she is dressing as Bat Girl. WTF is up with this dress? That is if you can bear to call this monstrosity a ‘dress‘, without laughing so hard that your Ice Cucumber Pepsi comes out of your nose.

The netting at the bottom looks like my grandma’s old curtains, while the cape looks like the tablecloth from my S&M dungeon (the place in which I hold captive Josh Hairnett, Jakey Poo Gyllenhaal and Zac Efron’s eyebrow twinsy – Chace Crawford). 

[IMAGE CREDIT: ST / Splash News]

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Beyonce Rocks XL Spanx On The Today Show

Nov 27th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce, who sometimes prefers to be referred to by her stage name, Sucha Farce, can be seen in the image above, butt arse naked, other than some crude-oil someone poured over her head just before she went onto the Today Show stage [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The singer (or should that be the constipated shouter?) was on the show to show off her new lace-front weave, parade around with her camel toe on show for the world to see and sing ‘Single Ladies’ and ‘Crazy in Love’, neither of which I have ever heard of.

Well, I mention crude oil, but Farce may be wearing something *strains eyes to see*…

Is she wearing a giant pair of Spanx? Like some specially made head-to-toe kind of flab-keeper-inner that I have never seen before?

If so, someone please get me a pair. I need them to put over my giant mouth!

Click through the jump to see the video…

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Fug-Off: Beyonce Vs. JLo

Nov 27th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Check out the image above, for some EPIC FUG that puts my Mischa Barton Vs. Madonna post to shame [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The image on the left is of Beyonce, in Sucha Farce mode, as she poses for promotional shots and scenes for her upcoming ‘Diva’ video.

The image on the right, of JLo, is about as old as my lucky underpants (10 years), as evidenced by the outdated bouffant hair and cheap make-up.

The outfit was FUG when a more trim Jennifer Lopez wore it originally, in 1998. I think the dress looks slimy. Like if you ran over and jumped on top of Lopez, you would slide right off. Ten years later and it still looks like a cross between mermaid vomit and fish scales.

This is a tricky one as the FUG Police are tracking the results and just might pay you a visit if you give the wrong answer – so click carefully.

WHO WORE THE MULTI-COLOURED, MERMAID STYLE DRESS BETTER?

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The Beyonce Recycling Machine On Set Of ‘Diva’ Music Video

Nov 23rd, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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What kind of G.D. outfit is this I hear you cry – it’s the kind of outfit that Beyonce Knowles’ retarded stylist picks out for her, out of Kanye West’s Graduation cast-offs [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hey! Bouncy, or shall I call you by your pseudonym Sucha Farce? OK, Farce, stick to going through Alien Princess Rihanna’s garbage – the outfits are better and you don’t risk the wrath of a Kanye West angry CAPS BLOG, if he catches you going through his shit.

Check out these images of Sucha Farce shooting the music video for her new single, ‘Diva’, in downtown Los Angeles on Saturday afternoon. Also, check out the song and lyrics over at YouPoop. According to JJ, in one scene, Beyonce lit a cigar and then threw the lighter onto a car, which exploded just 20 feet away from her. Doesn’t that sound like some ‘Crazy In Love’ shit? G.D. that bitch is lazy. She steals Kanye’s trash, then RihRih’s flavour and NOW, her OWN old video treatments!

Why bother to release an album, Sucha Farce, if you can’t be bothered to do anything original?

[IMAGE CREDIT: VT/SJ/Splash News]

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Is Beyonce ‘Recycling’ Again?

Nov 19th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Beyonce and Rihanna can be seen in the image above in a style face-off [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The pictures show the two divas, as captured over the last few months. In one set of pics, the ladies wear 80′s style padded shoulders and in the other, both rock heavy, dark cat-like eye make up. 

DO YOU THINK ONE OF THESE DIVAS IS COPYING THE OTHER?

[IMAGE CREDIT & Hat tip to PNasty]

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I’d Poop BEFORE Watching This, If I Were You

Nov 16th, 2008
by Amy Grindhouse.
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WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS BEYONCE KNOWLES VIDEOS AND UNINTENTIONAL LOLS – CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK.

I was sooo excited to learn that Beyonda Farce Knowles, a.k.a. Sucha Farce was going to make an appearance on SNL. I set my alarm clock to go off the minute it started. Unfortunately, I then slipped into one of my famous Cheeto-withdrawal comas and missed the whole GD thing. Thank heavens for YouPoop! Who knows the terrible TV that I and you, my darling readers, would have missed out on, over the years, if it weren’t for YouPoop’s arse-phucking of copyright law.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, Beyonda stopped taking her meds on Saturday, so as to suitably carry off her alter-ego Sucha Farce. She/ they performed ‘Single Ladies (Rub Some Lube On It)’ and ‘If I Were A Boy Toy‘, on SNL, yesterday.

The performances were the cracky, epileptic-fit-dance-move filled farces that we were all expecting. Case in point, Farce’s nauseating attempt at performing ‘Single Ladies’, live, in the video above.

Farce and co. looked as though they were auditioning for The Exorcist. Fosse would be shitting blood if she could see how Farce and her FAIL dancers had bastardized her moves. That hot biatch danced until her feet bled, so rip-off artists like Beyonda could CTRL+V her shit.

Having said the that, Farce does have one redeeming quality… she has some semblance of a sense of humour. 

In the video below, you can watch the casting of ‘Single Ladies’ as it always should have been – Asshat Timberlake and his prison bitches adjusting each other’s tuck-jobs, to the tune of ‘Rub Some Lube On It’.

This video is actually intentionally funny. If you wanna laugh so hard that you seriously risk shitting your pants, CLICK to play now!

UPDATE – SORRY THE VIDS WERE PULLED - CHECK THEM OUT HERE!

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