David and Victoria Beckham can be seen here in their joint Emporio Armani underwear adverts. The famous couple already did separate adverts, where Posh was a sexy alien-type and Dave was being creative with some rope.
These new adverts are just as foxy, just as black and white and just as unfathomably sexual for a couple who have apparently now been married for ten whole years.
Victoria Beckham’s bubes are no longer a danger to herself and others. The skinny star has been sporting a ridiculous rack for the longest time now and she has since inspired Melon Smuggler 2.0 and Ceiling Eyes to start smuggling large pieces of fruit under their shirts too. The former Spice Girl got her chesticles made smaller in LA three weeks ago, according to The Sun.
An LA surgeon reduced Posh’s knockers for a third time, taking them from a 34DD down to a 34B. This was after a couple of other ops that took her up to DD from an A cup. (via Holy Moly)
No word on whether her killer nips were reduced too. More as news breaks.
Some pictures of Victoria Beckham’s former comedy cleavage in the gallery.
Image courtesy of World Faces/ Splash News.
David Beckham can be seen as the “face” of Armani for their new range of underwear.
The designer brand have somewhat of a love-affair with the Beckham’s and this is one of many peectures which will prematurely awaken the sexuality of tweenagers everywhere. No, I’m not being a dirty b*tch again. The image above is set to be plastered, several stories high, across the front of department stores and billboards worldwide. The quarterly appearance of the soccer star’s multi-storey man-peen is as soothing and reassuring as anything else in life. In a world where we cannot count on our jobs, our spouses, or our access to hard liquor – we DO know that all we have to do is sit back and be patient and wait for a new Armani campaign. The designer Gods are kind of like the facilitators of some kind of erotic solar eclipse. The peen shots do not happen quite so frequently as we would like, nor should we ever look directly at them without the aid of the proper protective eyewear.
More new David Beckham Armani underwear pictures in the gallery.
Victoria Beckham New Armani Ad (May 2009) – new designer advert
Victoria Beckham can be seen in the image above in her new Armani underwear advert. The skinny wife of a certain famous soccer star is shown in just her skimpy bra and underwear.
Well, you can slap me around the face with a wet fish if there is another woman walking the face of the earth right now that can carry off this look.
Despite bearing a resemblance to Lady Speidi from the waist down (as a sister watermelon smuggler) I put to you that lady Cone Head should not be put to death. Rather, we should be carving a statue of Posh in solid Fabulous (a little known precious metal), and putting it in the center of every town. We can make the statues complete with the stuck on bubes and a smaller statue of crazy eyes TyTy Banks that can scream the word “Fierce!” over and over again.
I have lost the will to count (nor do I have the time to at this point) precisely how many underwear adverts Beckham has been in of late. My rough estimate is somewhere between three and 197,409. I mean, same diff., all the ads kind of look the same and have the same effect. Posh “stans” and mini mes scream and poop with excitement at the sight of each B&W alien-esque image, as they drown in a pool of their own panty pud. Exciting times people, exciting times.
Of COURSE Victoria Beckham can be seen in the image above rocking a pair of this season’s must haves, Christian Louboutin for Rodarte shoes [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Damn skippy the twiggy star and (slightly) less-pretty half of the Beckhams is rocking this season’s latest piece of killer footware.
The shoesies both F.I.E.R.C.E. and also deadly… As you can see, they are studded and spiked and could take a biatch out with one fell swoop. Even a Waify Wendy like Posh could kick a b*tch and her game would be ovah!
I don’t know if you guys have ever witnessed the magic that is a trademarked ‘Posh Spice High-Kick’, but trust me, she’s deadly baby. You can see her shoesies, but what you can’t see is the tiny nunchucks that she is holding onto inside her pocket and the Ninja Sword that is cunningly disguised as a hair-clip.
With the trials and tribulations in celebrity marriages these days Vickie has to act right.
If she doesn’t defend her man’s honour everytime a pretty Los Angeles waif comes-a-calling, it could be Madonna and Guy style curtains for them!
If I was Mrs Beckham, I would be wearing a deadly weapon on my feet too!
[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News]
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Victoria Beckham’s hair do, is all kinds of off the scale, EPIC fierce-ness* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Beckham showed off her new pixie cropped hair at the Marc Jacobs show during the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2009, as held at the Armory in NYC on Monday.
The ‘do is totally fetch, the clown make-up… not so much.
Discuss!
More Victoria Beckham hair pics after the jump…
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