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Victoria Beckham Glamour Cover March 2010

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 06:06:00 +0000

Victoria Beckham hides her rockin’ bunions on the March 2010 cover of Glamour magazine. The fashion icon and mother-of-three looks slightly less dolled-up than usual, as she graces the cover. She has been making a habit, of late, of scraping off her inch-thick make-up and sporting a fresher look. The (apparently) talented fashion designer was almost unrecognisable in an over-sized ripped pink tee, and well-worn-effect ripped jeans. She also shot a photo scrubbing a floor on her hands and knees. Well she was posing like a pro, but I’m guessing in-between shots her assistant was scrubbing a spot on the floor with their toothbrush.

Check out her interview and the other photos from her Glamour magazine shoot.

Victoria Beckham on her fashion line: “I consider all of my pieces to be investment pieces. A dress shouldn’t be worn for one season—you should be able to wear it year after year.”
Victoria on her first date with David: “When I first went out with David, I was in the Spice Girls, and David wasn’t so known. He told me when I got to know him a little better that he didn’t know very much about me, so he bought tabloids. He read that I liked Prada. So he went out and bought Prada trousers, Prada shoes, a Prada shirt, Prada jacket.”
Victoria on her relationship with David: “It’s not healthy to be jealous. I look at David and I think, He’s so handsome and I’m so lucky to have him as a husband. And he’s an amazing father. I don’t blame people for looking at him and finding him attractive. I mean, I do.”
Victoria on her looks: “I’m not a supermodel. I make the best of what I’ve got. I work out to look the best that I can, but I’m no Gisele.”
Victoria’s diet: “I’m a very, very healthy eater. I eat lots of fish, lots of vegetables, lots of fruit. I don’t eat junk food. I work out.”
Victoria also revealed that she was once starstruck by actor Geroge Clooney. The former Spice Girl noted the eternal bachelor as one of the only celebrities who makes her nervous: “Nervous in a good way. I [once] shared a plane with George Clooney. I still get excited….”

Victoria Beckham Dresses Down and Relaxes

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 11:08:08 +0000

Victoria Beckham took the day off from being Victoria Beckham, as she spent the day without the usual mix of fake tan, make-up, and a painful-looking outfit and shoes. The mother of three boys was barely recognisable as she stripped away all the fake layers and chilled the hell out for a day. She was in a casual black wife-beater and jeans, aviator sunglasses, and a black baseball cap.

Assuming your eyes didn’t melt from looking at her natural beauty, more below.

Image credit to Mike/Fame Pictures.

Megan Fox Strips to Her Underwear for Armani

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:37:59 +0000

Megan Fox chosen as the new model for the 2010 Armani underwear campaign.

Megan Fox is to be the nearly naked, airbrushed, alien-head-looking model for the 2010 Emporio Armani underwear campaign. The actress is hardly riding high, after the box-office flop that was Jennifer’s Body and rumours that she is to be killed off in the upcoming Transformers 3 movie.

Maybe stripping down, to her designer smalls, and posing all bent up like a pretzel, as did Victoria Beckham, will be a better career move. The Beckham series of adverts were largely considered a success, and the two have been used for over two years. To be honest, a lot of their images look the damn same, but most people were too busy staring at David Beckham’s multi-storey crotch, on the sides of buildings, to notice.

Fox is to replace Lady Alien Head for Armani, and since it seems she’s soon to be out of a job, she better be happy about it. Landing this kind of a campaign with barely three movies under her belt, again based on little more than her looks, can’t suck too bad for her.

Nine photos of Megan Fox at the Toronto International Film Festival premiere for Jennifer’s Body in Toronto, Canada, back on Sept. 11, 2009.

Image credit to GG/ Flynet Pictiures. Story & info. via E! Online.

Victoria Beckham Swings Away for Commercial

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:01:01 +0000

Victoria Beckham can be seen in these brand new pictures, as she mounts and rides a swing, for a new commercial. The wife, mother and fashionista almost looks dressed up for a fancy dinner. As though she decided to go for a nice meal with Tommy and Katie bot and thought better of it; opting to go for a swing instead. Not entirely sure what in the name of f*ckery this advert is for, but it’ll be one to watch when it comes out.

Victoria Beckham, along with three other models, film an unknown ad in London. The models, including Victoria, were sitting on swings that were attached to the front of Georgian terrace houses. Beckham was wearing a grey dress, sunglasses and dark red high heels. (via PCN)

Image credit to Pacific Coast News.

Victoria Beckham in Sex and the City Sequel

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:53:06 +0000

Victoria Beckham has reportedly accepted a cameo part in the Sex and the City sequel.

The 35-year-old’s movie credits to date pretty much only include the Spice Girls Movie of over a decade ago, a stiff (but otherwise fierce) cameo on Ugly Betty and whichever sexy times tapes she has made with hubby, David. We should get down on our knobbly knees and praise Saint Angelina that the newly-deflated songstress has actually taken an acting lesson or two to beef up her rather limp acting talents.

Beckham was offered a walk-on role in the first SATC movie, but her mammoth baby bump and even more mammoth chichis meant she was otherwise incapacitated and unable to accept the part.

The new film project will start shooting on location in New York City in August.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Making of David & Victoria Beckham Armani Ads

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 09:40:32 +0000

David & Victoria Beckham Backstage for Emporio Armani Underwear ad

Check out the above for behind the scenes footage of David and melon smuggler Beckham’s Armani panty adverts. The famous pair can be seen on a backdrop of b&w and fancy dance music. The pair are made to be models; they’re thin, stiff and far more likeable when they are not attempting to talk.

Giorgio Armani unveils the new images from Emporio Armani’s Autumn/Winter 2009-10 underwear campaign featuring David and Victoria Beckham photographed together.

The new advertising campaign was shot in Milan, once again by renowned fashion photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, and will appear in fashion and lifestyle magazines and on signature billboards in major cities such as New York, Los Angeles, London, Milan, Rome, Paris and Tokyo, from July 2009 onwards. (via Armani’s YouTube channel)

You can see David’s adverts, or Victoria’s or the set that the pair did together.

David & Victoria Beckham Armani Fall 2009 Ads

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:35:17 +0000

David and Victoria Beckham can be seen here in their joint Emporio Armani underwear adverts. The famous couple already did separate adverts, where Posh was a sexy alien-type and Dave was being creative with some rope.

These new adverts are just as foxy, just as black and white and just as unfathomably sexual for a couple who have apparently now been married for ten whole years.

Victoria Beckham Had Boob Job Number Three

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 17:48:44 +0000

Victoria Beckham’s bubes are no longer a danger to herself and others. The skinny star has been sporting a ridiculous rack for the longest time now and she has since inspired Melon Smuggler 2.0 and Ceiling Eyes to start smuggling large pieces of fruit under their shirts too. The former Spice Girl got her chesticles made smaller in LA three weeks ago, according to The Sun.

An LA surgeon reduced Posh’s knockers for a third time, taking them from a 34DD down to a 34B. This was after a couple of other ops that took her up to DD from an A cup. (via Holy Moly)

No word on whether her killer nips were reduced too. More as news breaks.

Some pictures of Victoria Beckham’s former comedy cleavage in the gallery.

Image courtesy of World Faces/ Splash News.

David Beckham Armani Underwear Pictures

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 20:18:16 +0000

David Beckham can be seen as the “face” of Armani for their new range of underwear.

The designer brand have somewhat of a love-affair with the Beckham’s and this is one of many peectures which will prematurely awaken the sexuality of tweenagers everywhere. No, I’m not being a dirty b*tch again. The image above is set to be plastered, several stories high, across the front of department stores and billboards worldwide. The quarterly appearance of the soccer star’s multi-storey man-peen is as soothing and reassuring as anything else in life. In a world where we cannot count on our jobs, our spouses, or our access to hard liquor – we DO know that all we have to do is sit back and be patient and wait for a new Armani campaign. The designer Gods are kind of like the facilitators of some kind of erotic solar eclipse. The peen shots do not happen quite so frequently as we would like, nor should we ever look directly at them without the aid of the proper protective eyewear.

More new David Beckham Armani underwear pictures in the gallery.

Victoria Beckham Armani Ad (May 2009)

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 06 May 2009 20:52:37 +0000

Victoria Beckham New Armani Ad (May 2009) – new designer advert

Victoria Beckham can be seen in the image above in her new Armani underwear advert. The skinny wife of a certain famous soccer star is shown in just her skimpy bra and underwear.

Well, you can slap me around the face with a wet fish if there is another woman walking the face of the earth right now that can carry off this look.

Despite bearing a resemblance to Lady Speidi from the waist down (as a sister watermelon smuggler) I put to you that lady Cone Head should not be put to death. Rather, we should be carving a statue of Posh in solid Fabulous (a little known precious metal), and putting it in the center of every town. We can make the statues complete with the stuck on bubes and a smaller statue of crazy eyes TyTy Banks that can scream the word “Fierce!” over and over again.

I have lost the will to count (nor do I have the time to at this point) precisely how many underwear adverts Beckham has been in of late. My rough estimate is somewhere between three and 197,409. I mean, same diff., all the ads kind of look the same and have the same effect. Posh “stans” and mini mes scream and poop with excitement at the sight of each B&W alien-esque image, as they drown in a pool of their own panty pud. Exciting times people, exciting times.

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