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Victoria Beckham Harper’s Bazaar UK May 2012

Victoria Beckham covers Harper’s Bazaar UK a second time, although it’s matter of public record that she’s still not important enough for American Vogue. This is the May 2012 issue, for which the 37-year-old wears Prada’s Spring/Summer collection as shot by Deputy Editor Camilla Akrans (this is one of Akrans’ final shoots for the magazine, and her replacement openly dislikes Beckham and would probably never concede to another cover or the full creative control afforded Beckham for this issue). Very busy, but beautifully-styled and otherwise put together, this is probably why Beckham has been getting papped so much lately. Not just for her appearances for fashion week, but to keep her name out there for the Vogue profile and this cover. Her interview and shoot are below.

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Victoria Beckham Wages War On UGG Boots

Apparently not dying of anything, Victoria Beckham waged a one-woman war on UGG boots because it’s 1997 and everyone’s wearing them again. Except it’s not which only makes her comments in French fashion magazine Madame Figaro this month all the more GOOPY (hello, VOOP?). She tells the magazine, for which she’s this month’s sallow cover girl, ‘You’ll never see me on the street in a tracksuit. I just love fashion too much to wear a tracksuit! The same goes for Ugg boots. I only wear them only at home.’ Yeah, let’s go with VOOP, since BOOP’s already taken by Beyonce, and Beckham’s worn UGGs in public before.

Victoria Beckham: ‘I’m Tired, I’m Really Tired’

Last week, I pointed out that Harper Seven Beckham was sucking the very life out of her mother. And what we were seeing wasn’t Victoria Beckham’s weight loss, but her collapse into herself like an impacted star. And, before that, I pointed out the infant had done the same to her father who’d gone grey upon her arrival. Asked why she was so gaunt at a previous event, the 37-year-old mother told reporters she had just been sleep-deprived after the baby’s birth. ‘Look, if people want to say I’m miserable then so be it. I’m really not. I have a lot on my plate,’ she said. ‘I’m not going to lie about it, I’m tired. I’m really tired but I’m also very happy with my life. I’m basically just like any woman who’s working and has lots of children, it’s tough… I’m not getting much sleep at all. Harper’s not sleeping that great. I’m up with the baby as all [moms] are and I wouldn’t have it any other way. There’s not a team of people doing it for me.’ 10 photos of Victoria Beckham promoting her clothing line in London, England this weekend.

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Harper Seven Is Killing Victoria Beckham Too

I joked back in October that Harper Seven was killing David Beckham because the stress of the newborn had given him grey hairs. Only it turns out, as I also joked earlier, sarcasm is my super power and I’m absolutely right. Because now Harper Seven’s slowly killing Victoria Beckham as is apparent in these photos of the 37-year-old in New York for Fashion Week where she’s showing with the support of Anna Wintour. 10 photos of Beckham’s bones and dark circles on February 15.

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THE RETURN OF FACE, FACE, BABY FACE

Here’s Harper Seven Beckham reminding you about FACE, FACE, BABY FACE because she’s also a celebrity daughter, with a number in her name, from an incubator that returned to factory settings only weeks after birth. 12 photos of them, both in plaid, arriving at the Los Angeles International Airport January 7 and then landing at John F. Kennedy international airport in New York City.

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David Beckham Still Stuffing His Man Panties

David Beckham knows the way to sell product is to wear too much product in his hair and stuff socks down his man panties. It’s how he used to sell product for Armani back through 2009 and it’s how he’s selling his own branded product for H&M. I guess he has his own range of underpants after being dropped by Armani for Cristiano Ronaldo (his wife was dropped for Megan Fox, who was dropped for Rihanna). In related news, Beckham flaked on a Paris Saint-Germain soccer contract so as not to uproot his family. He’ll continue to play for Galaxy in LA.