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Victoria Beckham Covers Elle UK March 2013

Victoria Beckham’s broken and amputated arms cover Elle UK Magazine March 2013. Inside the issue, she talks again about how she hasn’t slept since she pushed out her first kid. And she elaborates that she doesn’t ‘have’ to work but she ‘needs’ to work so that her kids understand semantics and work ethic.

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Harper Seven Beckham Really Is Better Than You

When Victoria Beckham was cured of The Babies she found she had actually given birth to the star of the family who would instantly become the most important Beckham. Because Harper Seven is to the Beckhams what The Notorious Blue Ivy is to the Carters. And in case you thought the former’s importance stopped at her FACE, FACE, BABY FACE she’s actually important from the neck down too. Which is why her mother only drapes the fanciest clothes for The Babies on her baby and why those clothes, totaling about $8,000, are only every worn twice. The Daily Mail estimates the cost of the clothing with examples including: ‘dresses by Mare Chantal ($156), Little Marc Jacobs ($285) and Stella McCartney Misty ($136), tights by Chloe ($48), and a sweater by Bonpoint ($160).’

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Little Red Riding Beckham Is Fancier Than You

It’s been a while since I reminded you that some famous person’s kid is better than you are. So here are some new photos of Harper Seven Beckham who can even give FACE, FACE, BABY FACE from underneath that hood you can’t afford. Photos of mother and daughter walking through JFK airport, yesterday, below.

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Harper Seven Beckham Is Still Cuter Than You

It’s been a while since I posted photos of Harper Seven Beckham’s FACE, FACE, BABY FACE. So here’s the 14-month-old with her parents at Balthazar Restaurant in New York City after Victoria Beckham’s show at New York Fashion Week. Yes, she’s cuter than you and she’s busier than you. More photos of the family below.

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There’s Nothing Weird Or Inappropriate About This David Beckham Statue. So Let’s Point At It.

Apparently H&M decided to promote its David Beckham brand man panties by turning him into the Silver Surfer and planting him outside one of their New York City, New York stores where passersby could cop a feel. The idea, according to the placard, is to ‘Snap A Pic with David Beckham’ So long as you’re reaching for his genitals in the picture you’re posting to Instagram. Photos of the stunt below.

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Victoria Beckham Bought Her Mom ’50 Shades’

Victoria Beckham covers Glamour September 2012 The Fashion Issue that she also guest-edited (‘editing’ apparently involves looking at pieces of paper while pulling her most SRS BSNS face). Inside the issue, the 38-year-old says she bought a copy of 50 Shades of Grey for her mother then played coy when her mother tried to start casual conversation about bondage over high tea.

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