Hugh Jackman “Got Milk” Ad (X Men Origins: Wolverine)

Hugh Jackman looks about as thrilled to be in the “Got Milk” campaign, dressed as his X Men Origins: Wolverine character, as Chrisitan Bale did when he shot a “Got Milk” poster for ‘Dark Knight’ promotion.

Maybe this is a US thing, but these ads are so weird to me. Seriously, I don’t get it. Why would seeing a male celeb with a sperm-stache make you want to drink more milk???

Everyone knows that you should be a neat eater/ drinker and wipe your mouth afterwards. Slobs. 

Well, whatever. Working on the assumption that in the US it is considered promotionally sound to engage in campaigns for fresh diary produce, rather than spend time guerrilla marketing or trying to attain any street cred, be sure to check out the above for the Hugh Jackman in X Men Origins: Wolverine garb “Got Milk?” Ad.

Image credit to BodybyMilk & Marvel via ONTD.

Jake Gyllenhaal can be seen in the image above, sweaty and sleeveless as he jogs around with his personal trainer [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This is the first time I have seen Jakey Poo look like his former buff, tanned self, in a good few months. As he was starting to get a bit worn looking around the edges, I decided to let him out of my dungeon long enough to go for a jog. Poo is so well trained. I let him off his leash with nothing but a promise of a piece of arse upon his return… and whaddya know… he came right back!

Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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A bikini-clad Chloe Sevigny was spotted on Miami Beach a day after Lindsay Lohan and friends got their tan on. The actress, 34, looked chic in a simple black bikini [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Sevigny looks better than ever. She has certainly come a long way from being the gawky indie actress who got banged and contracted Parasite Hilton’s Valtrex resistant cooties in ‘Kids’. 

Can we just get all of these foxy celebs to mill about on the beach together, so as to save valuable blogging time. Like a Playboy Mansion style beach orgy with the Kardashians, Speidi, HoHan, Beyonda Farce and all the other pop strumpets with more time than brain cells. I think you’ll agree, it’s far more efficient that way.

Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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Lindsay Lohan can be seen in the image above, chilling on Miami beach. The 22-year-old actress looked super toned, but still healthy, as she wore a black bikini with a gold chain halter-neck detail [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Silly me, thinking that HoHan’s years of not working out and partying like it was 1999, was a disaster waiting to happen. By all accounts, Ho should be the same size as MooMoo Carey. Do these biotches share the same lipo doctor or something; if so, can someone please slip me his number? I ate too many Christmas puddings over the holiday’s and I need someone to vacuum the fat out from under my chins.

Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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Kim Karashian is making the best of being my identical bottom twin, by parading around in only a bikini and a smile [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Check out Kimmy in the image above, as she hits the beach, in Miami, wearing a black bikini and wrap.

She was there celebrate the grand opening of the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Resort; a star studded event attended by celebrities such as Kate Hudson, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paris Hilton, Alex Rodriguez, and Mariah Carey.

Be honest – WOULD YOU HIT IT?

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Gentleman, I would like to call on your expertise for this edition of ‘Bam! Would You Hit It?’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Brooke Hogan, the woman who I have a hard time telling apart from both her mother AND her father’s girlfriend, can be seen above in the classiest GD outfit I have ever seen. It’s totally the kind of modest, loose-fitting number that a girl would wear home to meet a guys parents etc. Isn’t it… ISN’T IT?!?

Hogan hosted a “Sexy Schoolgirl Party” this weekend wearing thigh-high leather boots and crotch skimming booty shorts, that were a little too close to giving away her FAIL tuck job. Honey, trooosers yes, tuck job baring Lycra shorts, no.

Be honest… would you hit it?

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Sup? [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

In the spirit of all things Gossip Girl, due to the hot-arse promo above, I am going to do a special ‘Bam! Would You Hit It? – Fictional Character Edition.

Click to play the above ‘Chuck Bass Is A Womanizer’ promo, that was used to promote this week’s episode of Gossip Girl.

Then, ask yourself honestly, when it comes to Mr Bass… would you hit it?

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Sup?

Since its launch, last week, I’ve been keen to give you guys another dose of ‘Bam! Would You Hit It?’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

You got off easy, last week, with ‘Bam! Hugh Jackman Edition‘. Jackman and his oily man-pecks were all glisteny and shizz, so the question, ‘would you hit it?’ was kind of an easy one.

Now, you get a harder pic.

The last pic was for the girls… so, this pic is for the guys.

I want to hit you guys with a bit of a conundrum. A bikini-related conundrum. If the girl is a buttaface* with a saggy stomach… but she is in a bikini, would you?

I ask, as Tara Reid can be seen above shopping for swimwear at the beach**.

Be honest… would you hit it?

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*THROUGH GOOGLING AN URBANDICTIONARY.COM DEFINITION OF BUTTAFACE, I TOTALLY FOUND AN AWESOME SITE BUTTAFACES.COM!

**BEFORE YOU ASK, YES I DID NOTICE SHE HAD A CAMEL TOE… HAHAHAHAH

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Sup? Been thinking of new regular features to add to the site. The whole ‘Regular Feature’ thing can be a bit hit and miss, but for the most part it adds value to a site… Yummy-delicious half-nudie celeb value! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hence, the new feature, simply called, ‘Bam!’.

In this feature, I will do what I rarely do… give you a break from all the *speaks slowly* reeeead-iiiinng *lols*, on what is admittedly a (deliberately) text-heavy site and add pictures for pictures sake.

There is only one simple question to answer, ‘Would you hit it?’

This is the first in this series, so you get to start off easy.

Hugh Jackman can be seen in the image above on Monday at Bronte Beach in Sydney, Australia.

As you can see, Wolverine a.k.a. Sideburns McGee, has clearly bulked up substantially, since we last saw him. Now he’s all chops, biceps and abs and such.

Be honest… would you hit it?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Pacific Coast News]

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