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Audrina Patridge Looks Pretty Emaciated Too?

May 31st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I can’t even tell any more, as I post so many pictures like this that normal body types start to become a blur of dirty comforters. These photos show that Audrina Patridge can stage bikini photos too. Since I guess attention is the only kind of nourishment her body will accept at this point that’s not being administered through a tube. Patridge was photographed on the beach in a miniscule bikini as her implants took up about 50% of her body weight. Each. If that’s even possible. I almost didn’t post these but the photos and stories were slow, coming out of the Memorial Day Weekend. However, these gave me a laugh as DrunkenStepfather.com (NSFW) pointed out that a certain part of her anatomy was pretty obviously lopsided in these photos (I gather it’s normal, but it’s pretty funny the material’s so thin, you can see everything). More staged ribcage below.

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Audrina Patridge Photoshopped Bongo Adverts

Feb 3rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The title ‘Audrina Patridge’s Bongos For Bongo (I Hate Myself)’ was already taken, so I had to leave out my usual introductory titty jokes. That made me sad. As did the pictures themselves. There’s always room for titty jokes and euphemisms and now I don’t get to make jokes about funbags/ bongos because some funny a$$hole beat me to it. I guess that’s what I get for daring to nap. F**K YOU, NAP TIME. F**K YOU. Where was I? Oh, yes. Navigating around jokes about Audrina Patridge’s clavicle, let’s address the Photoshop in these pictures.

I’m not seeing things; nor am I the only person to notice. Jezebel.com makes a point in their post, ‘Audrina Photoshopped To Look Less Bony.’ Pretty much nailed it, right there. Bongo defined her abs and took away some of the sinewy/ ropey goodness that makes Patridge… Patridge. Oh, I don’t know what ‘Bongo’ is. But I glean, from not Googling it, that it has something to do with breasts.

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Audrina Patridge’s Mother Sorry for Drunk Rant

Oct 29th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Video of Audrina Patridge’s mother Lynn in a drunken rant after dinner at Beso.

Audrina Patridge’s drunken mother is sorry. Specifically, with a lot to be sorry for, she apologises for getting wasted at Tuesday dinner with her daughter, in LA. During which time she was interviewed by Hollywood.TV. Speaking to the video agency, she dropped drunken F-bomb after drunken F-bomb. As seen in the NSFW video above. Hollywood.TV went pretty easy on her, considering how easy it would have been to take advantage and get more juicy gossip from her. A friend tried to step in and stop the madness… but to no avail. Mother Patridge, Lynn, spoke about her daughter’s star power and then cursed out Lauren Conrad.

She later said sorry. ‘I am sincerely sorry for the negative things I said in the heat of the moment. As a mother there is no pain in this world like seeing your children upset. I’m so proud of my daughter and all she accomplished on Dancing with the Stars. I was extremely emotional after her elimination, it just came as such a shock. I want to apologize for offending anyone,’ said her statement.

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VMAs Celebrity Arrivals Best and Worst Dressed

Sep 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The 2010 MTV Video Music Awards took place the night of Sunday September 12, 2010. The ceremony, held at The Nokia Theatre LA Live in Los Angeles, CA, was subject to much hype and speculation and lived up to little-to-none of that, thankfully. It was pretty much a cookie cutter award show with a not-so-red carpet, side bewb, and Lady Gaga looking a total ass. The gallery of 20 pictures, below, shows the arrivals who walked the VMAs white carpet. It felt oddly Christmassy and a whole bunch of people literally wore black/ white/ grey or some combination thereof. So, I guess everyone but Gaga got the memo that the ceremony was being shot for those who were colourblind amongst MTV’s viewers and so no multi-colours were allowed. Pretending for a second that Gaga didn’t wear slabs of meat to collect her awards, and that Cher didn’t turn up in her 1981 (1891?) Turn Back Time butt-floss, the celebrity arrivals for the 2010 MTV VMAs include, in order; Audrina Patridge, Lady GaGa, Jared Leto, Ciara, Ashley Greene, Justin Bieber, Usher, Katy Perry (basically topless), Sofia Vergara, Jane Lynch, Justin Timberlake (who’s still alive), Rosario Dawson, and Ke$ha.

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MTV Movie Awards 2010 Red Carpet Pictures

Jun 7th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The MTV Movie Awards 2010 took place the night of Sunday June 6, 2010. The ceremony was attended by the usual mish-mash of the real movie stars and the reality stars who were barely fit to shine their shoes. Pictures below…

Attendees included Lo Bosworth, Stephanie Pratt, Audrina Patridge, Whitney Port, Lucy Hale, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera (posturing, pouting, and trying too hard), Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton, Katy Perry (also trying too hard), Nicole Snooki Polizzi (dipped in poop beforehand), Vanessa Hudgens, Lindsay Lohan (wearing no bra), Eva Mendes, Jessica Biel (dressed nicely… like someone’s fashion-forward grandma), Rachel McAdams, and Kristen Stewart.

See below for 36 pictures from the 2010 MTV Movie Awards held at The Gibson Amphitheater in Universal City, California on June 6th, 2010.

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OK! is Probably Using MS Paint Not Photoshop

Jun 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m only guessing… and I’m not adept enough at using image manipulation software to be able to tell. However, I’d hazard a guess that OK! magazine has foregone Photoshopping in favour of slapping their covers together in MS Paint.

Do you guys see this mess too? Is that Kendra Wilkinson picture not about a year old anyway, and then her face still got screwed around with; Kim Kardashian looks like her head has been cut out and stuck onto another image of her body (and don’t even get me started on the wonky boobs); and Audrina Patridge… oh dear.


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