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Women Arrested in Hollywood Burglary Case

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:11:44 +0000

Several women have been arrested in connection with burglaries in the Hollywood, CA, area.

The burglaries got a lot of attention as the homes hit included Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton and Rachel Bilson.

The homes were all broken into in such a manner that the stars involved smelled a rat. In Lindsay Lohan’s case that smell may have been coming from elsewhere, as she’s never home, it’s not like she’s going to clean that mess. The group of robbers were caught on tape and it was fairly easy to identify the first person, a man named Nicholas Prugo.

A source is claiming at least four women have been arrested in connection with the case. A case that has seen hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of tiaras and crap get stolen. Okay, that sounds unsympathetic, but as bad as stealing and sh-t is, there’s only so bad I’m going to feel for some one’s stolen Rolex.

Story People via Hollyscoop, and TMZ 1, 2.

Audrina Patridge Maxim Magazine October 2009

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:20:20 +0000

Audrina Patridge covers and gives interview with Maxim October 2009.

The former star of MTV’s The Hills, who has officially left the show in order to star in her own bundle of scripted fakery, is now featuring in movies that would be better off with someone who can really act, looking at the ceiling, and stripping down for racy photo shoots to just her push up bra and church panties.

She also once again defied scientific theories on the functionally-retarded by giving the interview below without pooping.

On the movie Sorority Row: “I play a sorority girl who gets cheated on. And if you cheat on one Theta Pi, you cheat on all Theta Pis, so me and the other sisters decide to pull a prank on my boyfriend—which does not go according to plan. It’s very gory, but it also has a lot of comedy, so when you’re not getting scared and jumping, you’re laughing.”
On this being her last season on The Hills: “You know, it’s just something that I felt inside. I’m an adult now, and I don’t need all the petty drama and drinking and fighting. I’ve done that, and I’m ready to move on.”
On her upcoming project ‘The Audrina Show’: The producer is Mark Burnett, who executive-produced Survivor. It’s a behind-the-scenes look at my life in L.A.—the movies and shoots and parties. It’s not as glamorous as it appears, plus it’ll actually feature people I know. It’s, like, real.”
On the craziest pick-up line she’s ever gotten: “This guy at a club once told me, ‘If you were a door, I would slam you all night long.’ I just laughed it off.”

Audrina Patridge Maxim October magazine October 2009 cover and photos.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Sorority Row Red Band Trailer: Shower Intruder

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:04:59 +0000

A new red band trailer has been released for Sorority Row. The upcoming movie stars Audrina Patridge and several other people who aren’t really actors. The clip shows a scene where several of the cast members are in the shower and… well… there is some boobage. I know you guys hate tittays so I thought it best to warn you about that before you click. This is the movie in which the entire plot is given away in the PG-13 trailer and that Patridge spoke of in her interview for Nylon magazine.

The idiot who made the trailer made it 600 mother effing pixels wide, so its big arse doesn’t fit on the site. Check out the trailer over at ONTD (its best viewed in full screen).

Audrina Patridge Nylon Photos & Interview

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 01:33:00 +0000

Audrina Patridge features in a new photospread for Nylon magazine.

In the magazine, she does a Linday Lohan style shoot, in which she only seems capable of making one facial expression. The reality star and her ceiling eyes really go all out in this photoshoot, making a grand total of one face and striking about four different poses (each of which would make any catalogue model proud).

There is not enough crack in the world for me to get through the article that goes with the photoshoot. From what I gather in an extremely brief skim read, it reads about her attempts to not end up as a gameshow host or a bagger at the local market. She bores the interviewer with tales of her “acting”, movie and her upcoming “reality” show.

On chasing the Hollywood dream, and accidentally being cast as a member of the Hills: “Right after I graduated, I moved straight to Los Angeles and just started going to auditions and castings,” she says, fresh from a jaunt to Vegas for her brother’s 21st birthday. “So I was laying out by the pool and Adam DiViello, the producer, approached me about this new show he was doing and if I was interested and blah, blah, blah. And he said he was from MTV, and I was like, ‘Wait a minute, is this a dating show? ‘Cause I’m not interested.’ “
On being in her first feature film, Sorority Row, a remake of the 1983 horror movie The House on Sorority Row, which co-stars Rumer Willis, Briana Evigan, and Carrie Fisher: “[The original film] kind of reminded me of, like, I Know What You Did Last Summer or Scream, and there really hasn’t been a horror film like those since I was in my early teen years, so it was really exciting. There’s lots of suspense. It’s going to keep people guessing and jumping, ’cause no one really knows who the killer is until the very end,” says Patridge.”And there’s lots of hot girls in it. Sorority girls.”
On setting into production her own reality show, with reality-super producer Mark Burnett: “Once I was done with The Hills, I kinda wanted to be done and just focus on movies and acting, and that’s it. Since it’s going to be my show, I can incorporate all that into it. I’m also producing on it,” she says. So, if you’re still feigning ignorance about her identity, you won’t be able to for much longer.

Audrina Patridge Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger Ads

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 13:30:26 +0000

Audrina Patridge’s Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger advert video – 1 of 2 “Bikini”

Audrina Patridge has the best job in the world – she gets paid to lay about in a bikini and no one is even there to dock her pay because she cannot look down. Ceiling Eyes’ Carl’s Jr adverts has been released and the promos are just as dire as one would expect. The classy cinematography could have been shot on some one’s iPhone and the voiceover script could have been written be a retarded tweenager.

I love that all new advertising coming out at the moment really makes it look like we are in a recession. I mean, I know we are, but whatever. It looks like it. Is this sun-kissed bikini sh*t not supposed to be ceiling-eyed escapism. Are we not supposed to look at Cokey McCeiling eyes and be jealous of her sunny, burger-laden vacay. Well, sheeet. I’m not. I see what I saw when the pictures came out earlier in the month. A piece of gristle eating a fatty, nasty burger.

Videos courtesy of the hilariously empty Carl’s Jr. YouTube channel.

Audrina Patridge’s Carl’s Jr. Teriyaki Burger advert video – 2 of 2 “Fruit”

Chris Pine of Star Trek & Audrina Patridge Split

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 23:37:53 +0000

Two people you should care more about have split. Ol’ ceiling eyes and the star of the smash movie Star Trek have boarded a one-way train to splitsville.

Although not a Trek aficionado even I could contest that people staring at the ceiling, as though they were in a vegetative state, is not in the plot of the franchise. There were lots of token characters who all sat well with me and there was also an undue amount of booty shorts. No ceiling eyes, or reality stars waxing idiotic and typing frantically on their iPhones as if RSI were the new black.

One can assume these two broke up after Chris Pine got bored of hitting that after only a few weeks. He was hitting it sideways, trying to knock her eyes straight and after finding it an impossible task he dumped that b*tch.

A source is quoted as saying “Chris Pine was forced to dump Audrina [Patridge] because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star. Dating a reality show star would tarnish his image.” (via HollyScoop)

Audrina Patridge Carl’s Jr. Burger Advert

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:29:38 +0000

Audrina Patridge has followed in the (large) footsteps of Paris Hilton and shot her own promo for Carl’s Jr.

“I had an absolute blast shooting [the commercial],” she said. “It was my first experience shooting a spot with food, and when I pulled up, I was literally salivating looking at all the rows and rows of perfect burgers waiting for me!” (via E! Online)

So, the girl who cannot look down has had to attempt to shoot this commercial in her condtion. I bet she made a right old mess trying to eat a burger the size of her head, when her ceiling eyes get in the way of her looking down first.

This is the first and only time to express pure and real joy at the thought of the recession. Times are so hard that girls who cannot look down have to dress in Bond Girl reject bikinis and pimp burgers to keep their lights on. I’d rather work a pole than sell this greasy sh*t, but to each her own.

Audrina Patridge PETA Ad Badly Photoshopped

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:33:17 +0000

Audrina Patridge PETA Ad – wearing skimpy clothes can save the animals

Audrina Patridge’s PETA advert can be seen above, in all its photoshopped glory. This image needs to be captioned very effing clearly, as without the reality star’s name written in font size 20 CAPS, there is no way the average passer by would even know this person is ol’ Ceiling Eyes.

If you can hear that banging noise, do not be alarmed. That is the sound of MooMoo Carey’s photoshop slaves banging on the bars to their cells. At this precise moment they are in apoplexy and frothing at the mouths with anger that someone is doing such a poor job representing “Team Airbrush A Ho”.

Audrina Partridge from ‘The Hills’ is the latest celebrity to pose in a PETA “Angel for Animals” ad.

She appears in a white bikini and angel wings and holds her rescued dog Speedy Gonzalez next to the tagline “Be an Angel for Animals—Always Adopt, Never Buy.”

Check out Patridge, another randomly chosen chica in another random PETA ad, above.

Audrina Patridge’s New Movie ‘Sorority Row’

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 22:27:35 +0000

Sorority Row trailer starring Audrina Patridge

As if there aren’t enough reasons to point and laugh at Audrina Patridge, a trailer for a new movie she is in has just been released online. Ceiling Eyes stars/ probably spends the entire film looking, up in ‘Sorority Row’.

This is kind of a blast from the past for me. Something kinda WTF is this shit/ TGIF Random ridiculousness. I haven’t posted a feel good Friday article for yonks and so I wanted to invite my readers to laugh their asses off at this bitch.

With Carrie Fisher’s stamp of approval, she plays the house mother, the sorority girls plot to avenge a fellow sister’s (Audrina) untimely demise.

‘Sorority Row’ is a crappy remake of a probably equally terrible 80’s movie and as if that weren’t incentive enough to watch, it stars Audrina Patridge and Rumer Willis. Yep.

Audrina Patridge To Star In Her Own TV Show

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:29:43 +0000

Before you ask, yes, it is a slow news day when I resort to writing about “Ceiling Eyes”, but this information needs to be spread immediately, lest people tune in by accident. Audrina Patridge, the girl who can’t look down (much in the way Zoolander can’t turn left) has left MTV’s The Hills.

Ol’ Ceiling Eyes says that she has scored her own reality show and thus I guess she doesn’t need those bitches from her old show anymore. Patridge has signed up for the show with the people behind the butt numbing mess that was Survivor, Mark Burnett Productions.

Much like Whitney Port’s The City, Patridge’s show will follow her personal and professional life, shockingly.

She said of the show, “I wanted to collaborate with the best possible team for my first big project after The Hills. Mark Burnett really understands my vision and I am excited about the concepts we’ve developed that will show people a different side of my life.”

I cannot wait to see the shocking revelations, like she was able to look down all along, and it was just a front!

Image credit to Entertainment Press (via Splash News).

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