As Lindsay Lohan prepares for her own, personal Crackmas with new lips and a crumb-free weave, Audrina Patridge prepares for Wonkmas (I’ll be celebrating Sleepmas, word). Here are Patridge’s delayed pupils, which are two-days behind the rest of her, dressed as Mrs Claus for the wonkiest Wonkmas you ever did see. She broke out her curling [...]
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Audrina Patridge Denies Getting Plastic Surgery
Audrina Patridge is denying getting breast implants or plastic surgery on her face. Moreover, she claims her breasts look like bolt-ons because of a chest deformity and weight fluctuations. Patridge told The Daily of plastic surgery rumours, ‘They always ask me about that because of Heidi [Montag] and there’s all these rumors and they all [...]
Audrina Patridge Talks Possible The Hills Movie
Audrina Patridge is barely the main attraction on her own titular reality show and yet she wants to be part of The Hills movie. Oh, yeah, this is a thing and this may be happening. The show stopped production in 2010 and every one of the less-likeable stars confirmed what you already knew, the show [...]
Audrina Patridge Is A Fan Of Old-Timey Murders
Here’s Audrina Patridge in FHM UK August 2011. For the sake of my own amusement, I watched some of her titular reality show. I skipped parts of each episode out of boredom and I’m not sure that I watched every episode. It was poorly-staged, scripted and acted and the family drama was tame and rather [...]
Audrina Patridge’s Bolt-Ons Look Shaved Down
For the July 2011 cover of Shape, Audrina Patridge’s tamed dirty pillows fill out a blue bikini. She looks cute on the cover; less leathery and hard-faced than in recent vacation photos. Explaining why she’s always in a bikini, Patridge says she’s always been around the water. ‘I practically grew up in the water,’ she [...]
Audrina Patridge Is Still Tanning Her Bolt-Ons
Audrina Patridge is tanning the gap in between her bolt-ons. Still at the beach and tanning her bones, she’s in danger of being out-gapped by Tori Spelling. There are so many horrific bikini pictures to come out of this Memorial Day Weekend that I’m almost hoping they push it back next year to give me [...]
