Amy Grindhouse Rotating Header Image

Posts under ‘Ashley Greene’

Ashley Greene is Almost Wearing These Shorts

Jul 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
5 comments

Ashley Greene was spotted out running errands with a friend in Los Angeles, CA, almost wearing these short shorts. I don’t know why I was LOLing on the inside, when I found these pictures. But, I was. I guess I was thinking someone managed to safely maneuver Britney Spears through the ‘Cut-Off Short Shorts Rehabilitation Programme’ and an old pair made their way into some Goodwill bin, where they were found by Greene. Whatever. I have, like, three straight male readers whom I like to spoil every now and again. So, here are some pictures of former nude picture star Greene wearing Spears’s old booty shorts.

(more…)

Celebrities at the Twilight Eclipse LA Premiere

Jun 25th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
1 comment

The Eclipse cast, none of whom have been killed with fire since my last post, along with some randomly selected celebrities, attended the Twilight LA premiere. The stars walked the black carpet, because that’s the edgy movie equivalent of painting your fingernails black to show that you’ve got grade-A emo street cred, Thursday June 24, 2010. The Twilight Eclipse premiere, attended by main cast members Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner, was held during the 2010 Los Angeles Film Festival held at the Nokia Theatre.

51 photos also show Ashley Greene (wearing a bedsheet), Kellan Lutz (who needs to stop dying his hair himself), Marisa Miller, Alani ‘La La’ Vazquez, Tia Mowry, Tamara Mowry, Jennifer Love Hewitt (oh dear), Jaime King, Amber Rose, AnnaLynne McCord (as with JLH, needs to lay off the tanning/ heavy make-up), Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian (who needs to lay off the gel), Kendall Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian, Elle Fanning, Dakota Fanning, Jaden Smith, Willow Smith.

(more…)

Ashley Greene Teen Prom Magazine Cover 2010

Dec 16th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
2 comments

Ashley-Greene-Covers-Teen-Prom-Magazine-1

Ashley Greene, one of the many stars of the ongoing Twilight saga, stars on the cover of Teen Prom magazine 2010. Who even knew this crud magazine existed. Considering all I know about proms is the obligation to drink, wear a garish dress, and get laid, Greene seems like a great choice for cover model.

She was caught earlier in the year in one of the biggest celebrity nude scandals to date. So she’s clearly a great role model for impressionable minds.

Any talent out of the window for one moment, vagina-flashing sci-fi queens are way better examples than preaching do-gooders like the prostitot chipmunk. Greene doesn’t even attempt to hide her slutty side. She’s posing scantily-clad for Maxim magazine one month, and then posing for this shish the next.

More hideous photos of Greene wearing hideous clothes, instead of no clothes.

(more…)

LINKS FROM AROUND THE WEB
 

Ashley Greene Maxim Magazine December 2009

Nov 11th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
2 comments

Ashley-Greene-Maxim-Magazine-December-2

Ashley Greene, star of the Twilight movies, is the Maxim magazine December 2009 cover girl.

Ashley Greene was the reluctant star of one of about a hundred scandals this Summer. She was caught short in a series of naked photos, which she admitted she took herself. Given that most of fans have already seen nude photos of Ashley Greene shots of her smeared in cooking oil, or whatever that crap is that’s making her all shiny, are hardly a surprise to anyone.

If you’re easily surprised and like celebrities to be distinctly not naked in their photos, you’re in luck. Click under the cut for an additional Maxim magazine cover and more photos from Ashley Greene’s provocative shoot.

(more…)

Page 3 of 3123