Ashley Greene covers Lucky March 2012. Honestly, this is 90% uneventful except for an interview question about swapping spit with Butter co-star Olivia Wilde. Since I’m not one to bury the lede either, Greene said of her 10-minutes of lesbianism: ‘It wasn’t that awkward. It’s the same idea as having to kiss a male co-star [...]
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Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato PCA
After looking through the photos earlier and seeing nothing but the basic randoms who turned up early for the awards, I’ve found some non-s**t photos from the People’s Choice Awards that I’m belatedly posting because the power of breasts compels me. Basically, everyone looked MEH or flat FUG on the night. The winners picked included [...]
Ashley Greene Covers Flare December 2011
Ashley Greene, star and the next Angelina Jolie in her own mind, covers Flare December 2011 since my prayers to Harold Camping have gone unheeded. This is more flattering than Greene’s BlackBook cover, the shoot for which makes her look 5-10 pounds heavier than she really is. This is a passably-pretty cover. With Greene wearing an [...]
Ashley Greene BlackBook Cover November 2011
Ashley Greene didn’t win many fans with her previous interview, the one in Allure where she compared her rivalry with Demi Lovato to Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and she compared her fame to Twilight’s leads Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. I gather you guys don’t really like her much. I don’t really either. I [...]
Ashley Greene Covers Allure November 2011
Ashley Greene covers Allure November 2011 and if her interview’s anything to go by, she’s getting a little highfalutin for her own good. I concur with Lainey of LaineyGossip.com… ‘As IF, Ashley Greene.’ Yeah, even skimming Greene’s comments and deciding whether I would cover this I thought the same thing. In the interview, Greene compares [...]
Joe Jonas Was Heartbroken Over Ashley Greene
Because the Jonas Brothers are three separate, easily-identifiable people and there’s any point addressing them as such, let’s talk about the feelings Joe Jonas suddenly developed when dumped by Ashley Greene. I’m pretty sure whichever brother this is, because if offered $100 or on pain of death I couldn’t pick ‘Joe Jonas’ out of their [...]
