Ashley Greene covers Lucky March 2012. Honestly, this is 90% uneventful except for an interview question about swapping spit with Butter co-star Olivia Wilde. Since I’m not one to bury the lede either, Greene said of her 10-minutes of lesbianism: ‘It wasn’t that awkward. It’s the same idea as having to kiss a male co-star and it’s not real. Olivia is such a cool chick and very professional. So we were just messing around and cracking up in between scenes, and it ended up being really fun. Now I’m the envy of every straight male.’ More below.
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Miley Cyrus, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato PCA
After looking through the photos earlier and seeing nothing but the basic randoms who turned up early for the awards, I’ve found some non-s**t photos from the People’s Choice Awards that I’m belatedly posting because the power of breasts compels me. Basically, everyone looked MEH or flat FUG on the night. The winners picked included Katy Perry, who backed out and Kim Kardashian who thanked people on Twitter but didn’t turn up either. Other winners included Demi Lovato who’s done nothing but attend rehab the last year, so, again, MEH. Here’s a brief photo round-up of the people who attended who were noteworthy: stand-out, Miley Cyrus in a hideous, reflective dress with boob windows, and she’s been dragging boyfriend Liam Hemsworth around on red carpets as her accessory (and he’s winning new fans because of it); Vanessa Hudgens, who wore some hideous black spiderweb thing, with windows; Demi Lovato, didn’t love the pink, didn’t hate it either; Ashley Greene wore leather, since that’s a thing now; Kelly Osbourne’s still grey; Lea Michele’s still try-hard, and wore a shredded look.
Ashley Greene Covers Flare December 2011
Ashley Greene, star and the next Angelina Jolie in her own mind, covers Flare December 2011 since my prayers to Harold Camping have gone unheeded. This is more flattering than Greene’s BlackBook cover, the shoot for which makes her look 5-10 pounds heavier than she really is. This is a passably-pretty cover. With Greene wearing an unfinished home ec.-looking Marchesa gown with jewels by Laruicci. It’s Marchesa, but Greene made it herself from the drapes in her dressing room and sewed in the right label. She even sewed in the net curtains as lining (no me gusta). She’s dialled this interview down further from the disastrous Allure interview. Suddenly, rather than claim she’s as famous as they, Greene is the red headed step chirren of Twilight seen only at Christmas.
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Ashley Greene BlackBook Cover November 2011
Ashley Greene didn’t win many fans with her previous interview, the one in Allure where she compared her rivalry with Demi Lovato to Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and she compared her fame to Twilight’s leads Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. I gather you guys don’t really like her much. I don’t really either. I find Greene delusional and I know her more for her ‘leaked’ nudes than any movie she’s done. Well, she’s on the promotional trail for Twilight since, you know, she’s one of the stars in her own mind. She is doing almost as much promotion as Kristen Stewart since K-Stew’s filming Snow White & The Huntsman in Wales, UK and she was injured on set (a minor injury, tweeted one of the production people last week). So here’s Greene in BlackBook November 2011 talking about her rumoured sleeping/ dating around and her ‘flaws.’ Interview below as is the shoot that’s laughably-unflattering in places (does Greene look sleepy, bloated and 20 lbs heavier in this specific photo… or is it just me?)
Ashley Greene Covers Allure November 2011
Ashley Greene covers Allure November 2011 and if her interview’s anything to go by, she’s getting a little highfalutin for her own good. I concur with Lainey of LaineyGossip.com… ‘As IF, Ashley Greene.’ Yeah, even skimming Greene’s comments and deciding whether I would cover this I thought the same thing. In the interview, Greene compares her media feud with Demi Lovato to the half-decade tabloid war between Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston and Greene thinks she’s famous for anything more than the nudes she probably leaked.
Joe Jonas Was Heartbroken Over Ashley Greene
Because the Jonas Brothers are three separate, easily-identifiable people and there’s any point addressing them as such, let’s talk about the feelings Joe Jonas suddenly developed when dumped by Ashley Greene. I’m pretty sure whichever brother this is, because if offered $100 or on pain of death I couldn’t pick ‘Joe Jonas’ out of their lineup, is playing this card for his bed-wetting fan-girls. It reads that way: ‘My penis has feelings and it’s sad right now.’ Speaking about a time when Taylor Swift wasn’t writing mean things about him, Jonas told TWIST Magazine how the separation months ago went down. ‘I’ve been heartbroken,’ he said. ‘People like to think it’s only girls that wind up heartbroken, but I’ve also had it happen to me… I have been the one to end relationships; sometimes, but not always. I don’t think you can avoid heartache.’ File photos from last year.







