Saint Brangelina heard about Brit Brit’s frappe drip and how it helped her recover to from her ’07 breakdown and they decided to install a drip of their own – The Saint Brangelina holy water drip! ™ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Now that Saint Brange’ is infused with holy powers, they are able to run this ‘itch like a pro. According to reports, in the NY Times today, Saint Brange‘ did a Bruce Almighty and used their powers for their own personal gain, before helping others.
You might remember that when Brangelina’s cherub babies were born, the pair was paid like a billion dollars (or $14 million, whatevs). Turns out that the deal was worth a pretty penny for good reason. The Brangelinas had to let pap ‘hos into their house and touch all their shit with their grubby pap hands… but in return, they get to call People magazine their bitches!
According to the deal offered by Ms. Jolie, the winning magazine was obliged to offer coverage that would not reflect negatively on her or her family, according to two people with knowledge of the bidding who were granted anonymity because the talks were confidential. The deal also asked for an “editorial plan” providing a road map of the layout, these people say.
PWNED BITCHES!!!!
UPDATE - Larry Hackett, Managing Editor for People, just responded to the above and said the NY Times coverage is a load of balls…
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