Saint Brangelina heard about Brit Brit’s frappe drip and how it helped her recover to from her ‘07 breakdown and they decided to install a drip of their own – The Saint Brangelina holy water drip! ™ [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Now that Saint Brange’ is infused with holy powers, they are able to run this ‘itch like a [...]
Posts under ‘Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’
Saint Brangelina Rule This Bitch
Ashlee Simpson Not Giving Birth Just Yet
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is attempting to pip Gwen Stefani in the world record for the world’s longest pregnancy [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
ASSlee got knocked up around the same time as my baby toofs fell out, which is, um… around three years ago. Her womb must be as hospitable as my blog-hovel (the hovel that I blog [...]
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz May Be In Labour
Pete Wentz is about as discteet as a poke in the eye. He should attend the Kany-ezee University of celeb-blogging, to learn a thing or two, about art of subtle and emotive writing [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Wentz sent the blogosphere into a rumour-generating tailspin after the posting the cryptic entry below, which suggested that his wife, Ashlee, [...]
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Baby Blogs
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz took 5 minutes out of her day, today, to update her blog and remind people that she was still alive… locked in the Simpson family basement, but alive [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
She writes:
“Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried [...]
