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…which would mean nothing if the estranged couple weren’t in the middle of a divorce and custody dispute (I’m vaguely using ‘dispute’ instead of ‘battle,’ because they insist there’s no animosity). In news that will surprise no one after reports that they had break-up sex, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were seen together with their two-year-old son and were holding hands the entire time. In front of paparazzi, knowing the message it would send, Simpson and Wentz spent a family day at the Beverly Glen Mall in Los Angeles on Thursday, where they picked up some coffee and iced tea at a Starbucks. ‘Ashlee and Pete held hands, and Pete especially looked very happy,’ an onlooker told People.com. ‘While waiting for their drinks, Pete had his arm around Ashlee and they definitely looked like a couple again; Ashlee kept smiling and lovingly leaned on Pete.’ This isn’t the first time since the reported split they’ve gotten coffee together either. And the well-known proximity rule means if they’re still standing near each other, they’re still having sex. Lots and lots of extremely well-earned break-up sex. In fact, I’m quite sure they’re feigning a split for the sex alone.

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Matched only by the desperation of Jessica Biel/ Mila Kunis, who let people know no one cheated with Justin Timberlake, Ashlee Simpson and estranged husband Pete Wentz REALLY want people to know that they’re still friends, okay? Wentz has been giving interviews to let people know there’s no animosity between he and Simpson, which follows a series of pictures of the ex-couple getting fast food together on the weekend, at Hollywood In-N-Out Burger, and a quote planted in People last week basically saying the same thing: they’re amicably working through their custody issues for the sake of their son. In what feels like something Wentz rehearsed at gun point while lather-rinse-repeating his newly shaved hair, above, the former Fall Out Boy musician, 31, called into Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM morning show to discuss his new band, Black Cards, and to praise Simpson, 26. ‘It’s like Ashlee’s been my best friend for five years,’ Wentz said Monday. ‘She’s the mother of [son Bronx, 2]. I have nothing but love and respect for her. Going through something like this isn’t easy, but we’re friends, and the most important thing is to put our son first.’ Adding, ‘It’s like the one time on earth I’m like, ‘Thank god Charlie Sheen exists.” For real though, thank goodness Sheen’s having a well-publicised mental breakdown that makes the head-shaving of Britney Spears look like the work of an amateur. Pretending the run together getting fast food wasn’t staged, he said, ‘It’s hard to maintain your private life, [but] you want to do it, especially when there’s a kid involved.’