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Amy Winehouse Might Finally Be Drug Free

Amy Winehouse says her life is back on track and decidedly less “cracky”, all thanks to her new romance with Josh Bowman [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports, Crackie McBeehive, is claiming she ditched her drug habit since meeting Bowman, while on holiday in St. Lucia.
Winehouse told the News Of The World, ”I’m in love again and I don’t need drugs. Before I [...]

Isn’t Amy Winehouse Looking Well?

Over-excitable celebrities getting ready for Halloween is always going to be LOL-fodder [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In the image above Cindy Crawford (above left) can be seen dressed a Amy Crackhouse, for her costume. You know what, so bleary-eyed was I at work, that for one brief moment I TOTALLY thought this was the real thing [...]

Crackie McBeehive May Join Scientology

My near name-sake, Amy Winehouse, is the latest celebrity on the Lord Xenu’s hit-list [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports in today, my sexier doppelganger and her little-girl-lost ways, have garnered the attention of the sexi Martians at the Church of Scientology.
Now, before I even bother writing this post, I would just like to say [...]

The Wino Finally Bought A Mirror?

My beloved Crackie ‘The Wino’ Winehouse was so cracked out yesterday that she missed her own burfday party Website – Amy Grindhouse]
The Sun, perhaps in a fit of bitchy rage, claimed that The Wino didn’t want to leave the house as she thought she looked too cracked out and ‘ugly’:

A pal said: “Amy was standing [...]

Who Loves The Wino?

Another day another Amy Winehouse partaaaaay story [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
My arch-nemesis and (almost) namesake has today outdone herself. Reports are out today that our beloved Wino is not only a bit of a druggie, but a bit of  a boozer too *gasp*.
For an upcoming show that she is slated to put on in the [...]

Revenge Of The Wino

My arch-nemesis, a little know singer by the name of Amy Crackhouse (some affectionately call her Crackie for short) is on the rampage over the new 007 theme tune [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Producers for (the EPIC fail named) ‘Quantum of Solace’ dumped Crackie’s version of the Bond theme for Alicia Keys and Jack White’s version [...]