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Amy Winehouse Might Have Overdone Her Tan

Jan 18th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Amy Winehouse may not be drinking as much booze, but she does seem to be bathing in it. No, that’s silly. And, it assumes she bathes. She has been slathering herself in fake bake. The singer was spotted on the weekend with goddaughter Dionne Bromfield, as she left Fishworks fish restaurant in London.

She was reported to have been upset because of a run-in with ex-hubby Blake Fielder-Civil. However, I bet she was bummed because she didn’t tan to the desired shade of mahogany. Instead, she basically looked like an Oompa Loompa. Poor Wino. With her tan/ Bump-It overuse perhaps could get job in Jersey Shore.

Amy Winehouse Arrested, Charged with Assault

Dec 23rd, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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It has come early for Christmas and you can’t wrap it in a bow… Amy Winehouse is the gift that keeps on giving. Wino has been charged with assault, after allegedly kicking someone. She needs to drop her ex-husband and get with greasy toofs Pete Doherty. The two were recently arrested for back-assward crimes and would make adorable crack-addicted serial criminal babies together.

Wino is so thrilled to have come out of her addiction on the other side, that sometimes she cannot hide her excitement. She was at a performance of Cinderella when she broke into a bunch of swears and was told off by the theater manager. She is reported to have kicked him in the baby-making area, as she’ll be damned if anyone in the world is allowed to produce non-cracky babies.

She wasn’t caught by the popo, she presented herself to them today while in the company of her lawyer. She is now free on bail and must appear in court Jan. 20.

Image credit to BARM/ Fame Pictures. Story & info. TMZ, OMG Yahoo.

Amy Winehouse’s Second Wedding Confirmed

Dec 7th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The mother of Amy Winehouse’s ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil, Georgette, confirms that the pair are about to marry for the second time… and soon.

The singer has been seen wearing her gumball-machine-looking engagement ring. She hasn’t tried to smoke that rock as yet, so perhaps this time their second marriage will be more about love and less about the narcotics that dragged them to the gutter. If the second wedding, confirmed by Fielder-Civil’s mother, does go ahead they should just marry at a Vegas drive through and have a reception at Pizza Hut and be done with it. Scrap the pretense that this will last and that both of them will live through it and admit this will be an utter train wreck disaster.

Further photos of crack-addicts dragging themselves from the gutter to the pub.

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Amy Winehouse Showing Off Engagement Ring

Nov 25th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Amy Winehouse was first pictured with an engagement ring at the end of last week. The singer is still showing off her bauble this week, as rumours of another wedding to her ex-husband Blake Fielder-Civil are gaining speed.

Winehouse and her ex-husband need a clue. The couple didn’t do much for each other in their time together except foster drug habits. Winehouse seems to be clean and her ex is in rehabilitation. The last thing they need is to remarry. The worst thing about this is they could remarry in the next three months.

More photos, including a close up of Amy Winehouse’s engagement ring, below.

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Amy Winehouse Rumoured to Want a Nose Job

Nov 16th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Amy Winehouse is not done just yet with plastic surgery.

Amy Winehouse has spent most of the Summer trying to resist the urge to dive head first into the narcotics hidden in her weave. The singer seems distinctly less wasted and probably now has precisely 75% less crack and alcohol in her system getting her through her day. She’s made a few improvements in the last few weeks. She has had her boobs pumped up, for no real reason other than she wanted to fill out her food-encrusted sweaters a little better. She also plumped up her lips, when there was nothing wrong with them in particular to begin with.

It is rumoured that Winehouse wants a nose job, the latest in a string of surgeries altogether too close together. A source told The Sun that Winehouse wants to sculpt her nose, as it’s the latest body part to face such scrutiny.

Image credit to Matrix/ Flynet Pictures. Story The Sun via Hollyscoop.

Amy Winehouse Still Showing Off Her Boob Job

Nov 11th, 2009
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Amy Winehouse is the proud owner of a new pair of boobs and puffed up lips and she seems thrilled with both. Clearly a little too thrilled, that is.

Amy Winehouse was photographed in London last night, outside the Hawley Arms pub. She was there looking rather worse for wear along with some friends, including Luke Worrall, who is Kelly Osbourne’s boyfriend.

None of the people with her admitted painted on freckles, over-plumped lips and that much lip-liner, and exposed chesticles on a cold night are a not good idea. Well, at least Winehouse ditched the cracky-slippers for one night.

Six photos of Amy Winehouse’s over-exposed boob job and her new larger pout.

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