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Amy Winehouse Checked Out of Rehab Already

Amy Winehouse has checked out of rehab after one week of treatment. Bare in mind, it probably felt like less, as she was reportedly drinking on the way there. In any case, Winehouse is already out of The Priory and any therapy immediately after this will be in the form of an outpatient treatment program. ‘[Amy Winehouse] has completed her assessment at the Priory Clinic in London and will continue as an outpatient,’ the singer’s publicist, Tracey Miller, said in a statement, ‘She is now looking forward to playing shows around Europe this summer and is raring to go. She would like to send thanks to all her fans for the messages of support received over the last week and can’t wait to see them.’

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Amy Winehouse Drank On Her Way To Rehab

Amy Winehouse, about whom I’d entirely forgotten if you can believe that, has gone back to rehab. The 27-year-old singer is confirmed to have entered treatment as part of her ongoing recovery from alcohol and narcotics addictions. She’s taking the Lindsay Lohan approach to sobriety, which is comforting; allegedly purchasing alcohol on her way to The Priory rehab clinic on Wednesday. Us Weekly claims she, ‘[Entered] Meadway Food and Wine in Southgate, North London to buy a miniature bottle of Smirnoff.’ The Sun newspaper reports the same. ‘She seemed out of it,’ said an onlooker. ‘She was stumbling about, slurring her words. I was shocked to see her buy vodka so early in the day, and even more shocked to see her knock it straight back.’ That sounds about right. I guess buying alcohol on the way there’s one better than sneaking out, not getting caught until it’s no longer relevant, and drinking while in rehab. The singer’s spokesperson tells The Daily Mail that Winehouse checked into the facility because ‘She [just] wants to be ready for performances in Europe this summer.’

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Amy Winehouse Letting it All Hang Out in Brazil

Amy Winehouse is in a bikini. You’re welcome… I guess. Thing is, perhaps it’s my own vagina getting in the way of my judgement, but I can’t actually tell how interesting/ exciting/ alluring these may be. I’m thinking these images are as alluring as curdled milk with a side of glitter and lies. I see no one’s taint. And I see no one’s meth sores. So these are, on a scale of one to crack, about half as disturbing as the pictures of her breasts falling out taken last week. Pictures I linked out to on a day I’d decided I hated you all (and all of your collective eyeballs). More pictures below show Winehouse wearing a bikini top and denim shorts while relaxing before a performance in Sao Paulo, Brazil on January 10.

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Teenage Amy Winehouse’s Awesome To-Do List

17-year-old Amy Winehouse wrote a to-do list in her notebook/ diary. It’s quite possibly the cutest to-do list ever, even though it reads like it was written by a 12-year-old drag queen-to-be. Its entries include ‘get teeth fixed’, which I’m pretty sure she didn’t. And ‘Live like the bombshell I really am.’ Which may be my favourite thing I’ve read. And not just in someone’s leaked teen journal. The singer totes should have stuck to that second-to-last point, along with the thing about the sunbed (you can use those booths to become Avatar, no?). Totes.

Amy Winehouse & Blake Fielder-Civil Together

Amy Winehouse is still seeing her ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil. Sure, I can see that. The couple who shares scabies together, stays together. Forever and ever. This is such an awesome idea. ROCK ON! There’s just no way a couple who already went through drug addictions and divorce can’t work out for the best, without one of them ending up dead. They’ll be re-married and drug free before the year’s out… and perhaps there’ll be a tiny Wino baby, raised like that kid in Trainspotting. I got one spot left, and enough popcorn to share. Who wants to sit here with me, eating some popcorn, and watching this train turn into a wreck?

Three pictures show Amy Winehouse holding the hand of on-again-off-again fiance/ex-husband, Blake Fielder-Civil in Marylebone, London on April 17, 2010.

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Amy Winehouse Pleads Guilty To Assault Charge

Amy Winehouse pleaded guilty today, to the charge of Bump-It and self tan overuse. Nah, I’m just playing. She actually pleaded guilty to smacking someone around the face. The incident happened during the Christmas period, at a pantomime performance, at a Berkshire playhouse. According to reports released only moments ago, Wino appeared in Milton Keynes Magistrates’ Court where she pleaded guilty to smacking a bish. Wino was probably in meth-withdrawal or something when she allegedly kicked the playhouse manager and pulled his hair.

His only sin was to reportedly ask her to shut the heck up, as she was annoying people with her heckling and potty mouth. The UK legal system being the ass that it is Wino’s only punishment is that she has to pay £100 compensation to the man she allegedly assaulted, as well as £85 in costs. She also has to resist the urge to smack another bish for two years, as part of her conditional discharge.

Image credit to BARM/ Fame Pictures. Story & info. Mr Paparazzi.