Over-excitable celebrities getting ready for Halloween is always going to be LOL-fodder [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In the image above Cindy Crawford (above left) can be seen dressed a Amy Crackhouse, for her costume. You know what, so bleary-eyed was I at work, that for one brief moment I TOTALLY thought this was the real thing [...]
Posts under ‘Amy Winehouse’
Isn’t Amy Winehouse Looking Well?
Crackie McBeehive May Join Scientology
My near name-sake, Amy Winehouse, is the latest celebrity on the Lord Xenu’s hit-list [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports in today, my sexier doppelganger and her little-girl-lost ways, have garnered the attention of the sexi Martians at the Church of Scientology.
Now, before I even bother writing this post, I would just like to say [...]
The Wino Finally Bought A Mirror?
My beloved Crackie ‘The Wino’ Winehouse was so cracked out yesterday that she missed her own burfday party Website – Amy Grindhouse]
The Sun, perhaps in a fit of bitchy rage, claimed that The Wino didn’t want to leave the house as she thought she looked too cracked out and ‘ugly’:
A pal said: “Amy was standing [...]
Who Loves The Wino?
Another day another Amy Winehouse partaaaaay story [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
My arch-nemesis and (almost) namesake has today outdone herself. Reports are out today that our beloved Wino is not only a bit of a druggie, but a bit of a boozer too *gasp*.
For an upcoming show that she is slated to put on in the [...]
Revenge Of The Wino
My arch-nemesis, a little know singer by the name of Amy Crackhouse (some affectionately call her Crackie for short) is on the rampage over the new 007 theme tune [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Producers for (the EPIC fail named) ‘Quantum of Solace’ dumped Crackie’s version of the Bond theme for Alicia Keys and Jack White’s version [...]
