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Amanda Bynes Was Arrested For Doing Weed, Taken For Psychiatric Evaluation

Amanda Bynes Mug Shot Booking Photo 2013

Amanda Bynes admittedly consented to an interview with In Touch Weekly, whom she claims subsequently Photoshopped evidence of the drug den she’s been freely posting on Twitter this whole time. Moreover, she’s been walking around New York City smoking weed knowing the paparazzi can see because that’s a thing she’s doing now. And following the ITW photos, the NYPD actually arrested Bynes in her own home for her drug use. According to TMZ.com, ‘police found the weed when they responded to a call for a disorderly person at Bynes’ apartment building… police were called because the troubled actress was behaving erratically [and] doing things like talking to herself.’ Bynes reportedly flipped out when the police arrived. Kicking, screaming, otherwise resisting arrest and pulling the ‘Do you know who I am?’ card back out of the deck. She’s been arrested for criminal possession of marijuana, reckless endangerment and felony tampering with evidence for also throwing her bong out of her apartment window.

EDIT: Here’s video of Amanda Bynes immediately after being arrested.

EDIT: NBC New York also reports (via Love B Scott), Bynes was smoking weed in her building lobby so the doorman called the police. By the time police arrived, Bynes had returned to her apartment where there was weed paraphernalia all over the place. Also, she may FINALLY be getting the help she needs, ‘She was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation, then to a Midtown police station to be processed, according to sources. She was expected to spend the night in Manhattan central booking and appear in court Friday.’

EDIT: Here’s video of Amanda Bynes arriving to court on Friday morning.

EDIT: Here’s video of Amanda Bynes in court Friday, then leaving court. She was later released without bail and ordered to return in July for her court date.

Finally, Bynes immediately went on Twitter to deny the charges and…

Then a few hours later, she wrote whatever the hell this is supposed to be…

‘Don’t believe the reports about me being arrested. It’s all lies. I was sexually harassed by one of the cops the night before last which is who then arrested me. He lied and said I threw a bong out the window when I opened the window for fresh air. Hilarious. He slapped my vagina. Sexual harassment. Big deal. I then called the cops on him. He handcuffed me, which I resisted, quite unlike any of the reports stated. Then I was sent to a mental hospital. Offensive. I kept asking for my lawyer but they wouldn’t let me. The cops were creepy. The cop sexually harassed me, they found no pot on me or bong outside my window. That’s why the judge let me go. Don’t believe any reports.’ – Amanda Bynes on Twitter, May 25.

Amanda Bynes Can’t Even Pull The ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Card Properly

Amanda Bynes Twitter April 16 2013 Photo 3

Successfully navigating her way from her drug den to a small local airport where she intended to fly private, Amanda Bynes found herself grounded without the proper identification. Bynes is basically in an existential crisis all the time at this point so she’s denying this ever happened. But TMZ.com, who produces receipts in triplicate for EVERYTHING, says Bynes arrived and when asked for her government name and matching government ID she told the pilot checking passengers that Google is the only way to identify her right now. Because she’s a trainwreck behind the wheel of a car too she doesn’t have a driver’s licence right now nor any other ID. So she ordered the pilot to Google her as proof, then she screamed, ‘I’m Amanda Bynes!’ like he’s supposed to know who that is. The pilot phoned his superiors to get an exemption but, per TSA rules, Bynes was not permitted to fly without proper papers. So no dice. Which is probably why she spent Thursday at home reading In Touch and tweeting denials about photos that are obviously of her. A source tells RadarOnline of the drug den photos released Wednesday, it’s really Bynes despite her denials. ‘Amanda has no grounds whatsoever to sue the magazine because that is her in the photos and it’s definitely inside her apartment,’ the insider exclusively told Radar. ‘I’ve been in her apartment. That’s her bed and that’s her bathroom, and that’s Amanda.’

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Amanda Bynes Is Hanging With Paparazzi Now… Doesn’t This Feel Familiar?

Inside Amanda Bynes Party House Photo 1

Inside Amanda Bynes Party House Photo 2

A few times now, I’ve mentioned offhand that whatever Amanda Bynes is going through right now reminds me of whatever Britney Spears went through immediately after shaving her head a few years ago. Adding that if Spears had access to things like Twitter at the time, she would have had an entire Instagram/ Twitter documenting her own breakdown too. Except it appears Bynes is really reading from the 2006-7 playbook that’s not even a real book–just some shapes drawn in crayon on toilet paper. Remember, Spears was so isolated she would spend evenings doing destructive things and invite paparazzi to watch because she was friendless, retinue-less, and desperate for the company. Well… Bynes is basically doing the same thing by inviting tabloid paps to her empty house (remember that Lindsay Lohan’s house was basically empty, also, for some time) to watch her do drugs and take meta-selfies. According to In Touch, Bynes is all bruised up and her house is barely-furnished and devoid of personalisation unless you count random drug paraphernalia everywhere. I can’t… full story here.

EDIT: Bynes ALREADY issued a rebuttal: ‘This ugly faced woman @JessicaFinnNYC is the one who bought fake photos of me & put that picture that looks nothing like me on the cover!’ She adds: ‘That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery! Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don’t look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don’t care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume that I f**ked the boyfriend of the editor of intouch because they f**king hate me!

Amanda Bynes Is Obsessed With People Using Recent Selfies Because She Just Had A Nose Job

Amanda Bynes Twitter Photo May 6 2013

Amanda Bynes found a part-time job as The Internet Police to supplement her ‘Mary-Kate & Ashley type wealth.’ She’s basically acting as the Google Images filter because otherwise media outlets would be able to use whatever legally-obtained photos they wanted. Chastising a tabloid for using a professionally taken photo on its cover rather than one of her bathroom selfies, Bynes wrote: ‘Intouch used a photo from years ago on their cover and I hate it! The reason I’ve asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don’t look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don’t want old photos used anymore! I’m so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence!’

In other news, we’re recording people at the gym now? Here’s video of Bynes trying to work an elliptical.

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Amanda Bynes Is Taking Topless Selfies Now

Amanda Bynes Twitter May 2 2013 Photo 2

This was going to be a post about Amanda Bynes’ complete lack of self-awareness because she’s claiming that only ugly people are questioning her mental health. On Thursday, she wrote: ‘I have no clue [why people say I’m insane]. Every time I’ve heard it, it came from an ugly person’s mouth, so I don’t care. The only ones lying about me having a mental illness are people I don’t talk to. I only have hot friends. They have my back until I die.’ Later, she added, ‘I’m getting in shape for all the photo shoots. I like being 100 pounds… 21 to go! I’ll design clothes and sing because I want to, not because I need the money. I love singing and I can’t wait to start working on an album.’ And then I got distracted and forgot what point I was making when I went to her feed to look for a photo and found she’s actually posing topless for her fans now. She shared these photos with the captions ‘Rawr!’ and ‘Long hair don’t care.’

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Amanda Bynes Is Calling Herself ‘Fat,’ Again, And Is Taking Her Clothes Off On Twitter Now

Amanda Bynes Twitter May 1 2013 Photo 2

Previously, Amanda Bynes revealed on Twitter that she had been suffering from an eating disorder and she wished she weighed 100 lbs. Which sort of explains her neurosis about being photographed and why she’s been calling herself  fat whenever anyone uses a paparazzi photo rather than one of her selfies. And it explains why she’s actually taking her clothes off for 750,000 people and calling herself fat once more with feeling. She shared these photos with the caption ‘About to put on makeup! I weigh 135, I’ve gained weight! I need to be 100 lbs!’

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