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Katy Perry’s Boobs Are Christmassy… & Updates

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! I hope you enjoy this time with your loved ones/ cats/ self/ action figures and have a happy New Year. I wanted to make a note about the holidays and how the site’s going to be running between now and New Year. Also noting that there have been a few site updates. First off, unless someone slips into a meth coma today, tomorrow, or Sunday, I don’t have any particular intention of posting at all until either Monday or Tuesday. Posting may also slow end of next week, as I spend time with my family at several points between now and New Year’s Day (not all my relatives live in the country, so I’m more dedicated to seeing them than posting about Lindsay Lohan’s latest relapse).

Feel free to leave holiday messages for each other, below, if you like. That’s fine. I’d rather have you guys begin Christmas eve, before the really heavy drinking starts. I’d also like to take this opportunity to say THANK YOU; thanks for being a reader, a commenter, a follower of the site, or just a casual crack user who’s got ‘Amy Grindhouse’ as their homepage and can’t figure out how to change it back to hardcore porn. Lastly, I’d like to make a note of new site additions. Mid-page, there’s now a link unit, with links to friends of the site. It’s recommendations of the day’s hottest stories and things I didn’t have time to post that week. Please do use the unit, entitled ‘Links From Around The Web’, as it’ll stay in addition to the usual ‘Celeb Snax’. And the site now has a Formspring account. Please do use it, to ask the site editor questions about whatever. It doesn’t seem to require sign-up and can be anonymous. So, I won’t know which of you is asking my bra size (34 E, UK sizes, though I need to be remeasured; I was a DD but now my boobs are falling out of those cups and my old bras seem to be far too small). Some things I’m considering in the New Year are the addition of DisQus, and I’m considering switching from full to partial RSS feed; so, you may soon only be able to see part of the story rather than the whole thing and pictures (that’s more a reaction to people pilfering my feed, and it’s not definite). Do let me know in the comments if there’s anything else you’d like to see, or that you’re not liking; if you don’t speak up, I can’t verify whether my mind-reading capabilities/ Jedi mind powers are still strong. To close, because Katy Perry’s breasts are the gifts that keep on giving, please see the gallery of the singer’s holiday costume fetish. It shows her at three Jingle Balls: Y100 Miami as Santa, Z100 New York as a toy soldier, KIIS FM LA as a snowman.

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EDITOR’S NOTES…

Hey guys, this is just a note regarding the site’s functionality after it moved servers yesterday. The move is complete. All should be working as normal.

However, as is possible with any upheaval, some things may be broken that I’m not aware of, post-move. Sorry to anyone who found the site down at any point yesterday. So far as I know, the database problem has been fixed. Everything should be working/ you shouldn’t be getting any site errors. If you’re seeing any weird site errors, please clear your browser’s cache/ cookies and refresh the page. If you’re still having problems loading/ using the site in any way, please leave a COMMENT here or email with details using the Contact page Thanks.

t.A.T.u. Wishing You A Happy New Year 2010


Xmas/ New Year wishes: Yulia Volkova and Lena Katina (English from 1 min in).

t.A.T.u. are all kinds of over pretending to be lesbian, they’re too busy making YouTube videos. This video shows the two girls of the band wishing their fans a Happy New Year, 2010. I totally didn’t even realise it was New Year’s Eve when I woke up this morning, in further proof that I need to lay off the meds. Some places in the world, for example Australia and New Zealand where it’s 1AM, are already celebrating 2010. Photos are already being released of the 2010 New Year’s celebrations. Pretending that I care more than I do, I’d like to wish you all a half-hearted Happy New Year or whatever too. Here’s to a sober 2010.

Merry Freakin’ Christmas From Amy Grindhouse

This is just a quick note to say Merry Freakin’ Christmas to each and every reader that has stopped by AmyGrindhouse.com in the last year. This site is starting to mature a little, as are the readers on it. Like we’re all ageing Disney stars whose voices have deepened and so no one wants to cast us anymore.

Being mature kind of sucks. You can get away with a whole lot, when you’re too young and stupid to know otherwise. But, alas, another year has gone by and I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve learnt a few lessons along the way. I’ve learnt to spend more time blogging and less time crack-picking. To swear less and think more. Most importantly, I’ve learnt not to do Christmas shopping the week beforehand and expect to escape with your front teeth intact. On an almost serious note, thank you to all those who stopped by here and were disappointed with what you found. My life would not be complete without your comic sans/ caps-laden emails. I love you all almost as much as I love sleeping until noon. I love you all as much as I love spell-checking. And I love you all, just that little bit less than I did last year. Like, you were my only/ favourite children this time last year and now you have a little sibling who’s cuter, drools more, and has go faster stripes. I still like you, but I may become disposed to only showing affection when sauced or when in the company of relatives. Well, I’ll be with the fam December 25, as I should be. I’ll be writing sporadically, and looking up what the word sporadically means over the next few days. I should be back in full swing, by all accounts, starting from either Monday or Tuesday of next week.

In the mean time you can watch some cool videos on the site’s TV channel or visit some of my blogging friends, whom I don’t call to as often as I should.

You Can Now Retweet Posts on Amy Grindhouse

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For a while now, at the bottom of each post, there has been a Share This button that allowed you to share posts you enjoyed with friends across several social networks.

Now, there is another button in each post that allows you to share content on Twitter more easily. You will notice in each post that you can now click Reweet. See the above post screen cap with a red circle, for an example. This Retweet feature is available on the site and also when you view the site feed in a reader or recieve the daily feed by email.

Clicking on this button makes sharing AG.com posts that you enjoy a lot easier, as it now only takes one click to share a link. Make sure you try this feature out if you find a post that you enjoy. Thanks y’all.

One Year Old Today: Happy Birfday To Me

Woohoo…

For the third time, a blog birfday falls on a weekend (SON OF A B*TCH…) and I know all my crack-addicted readers will be in the gutter and not online reading my site. I was totally not going to write myself a birthday post for my first year anniversary running the site. But then I thought, screw it… it’s been a damn hard year and I have a lot to be thankful for. I’m not, as you will know by now, quite articulate enough to express it… but I am ever so grateful.

First off, it would be easier to state what great things I have managed to avoid. Traps, if you will, that I totally thought I would fall into within the first year. I assumed that within a year of sharing my caustic (lack of) wit with people it would wear out and expire. Like, it’s in short supply and within the first few weeks I would have run out of things to say and I’ll end up running a site as (subjectively) personality-free as I deem some others to be. That seems not to be the case, and though I swear a little less as I get older, by no stretch have I run out of peen, vadge, crack or alcohol-based jokes to share with the masses. Other people’s actual rehab is my crack and I feed off it like Hohan feeds off of cokey snorts.

I managed not to run the site into the ground, yet. I managed not to pee off too many people  – try as I might. I managed not to develop one of the many substance abuse problems I mock these celebridiots for. I also managed not to have the complete breakdown I was predicting. I’m a little disappointed about that last one; what can I say, I’m still working on it.

I want to take this opportunity to thank the incredible fellow bloggers, media agencies and news agencies that have supported this coke wh*re of a mess blogger and her grammatically woeful escapades. Thank you too readers – for not judging my total lack of ability to punctuate a sentence. I prolly could if you tried…. but I’d have to come down first and that’s a lot of trouble to do umpteen times per day. Sorry.

Here’s to another happy addiction-free year!

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