I LOVE Carrie Underwear!
She’s clearly a total bitch, but I love her… you know, that special kind of love that makes you feel all warm in your ‘special places’. That’s how I feel every time Underwear tears a fellow celeb a new asshole.
Underwear outdid herself and by giving the following EPIC-ly bitchy interview, in which she calls love rival Chesty-ca Simpson ‘fat’. According to OK:
Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie’s ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life.’”
In the interview Jessica also says she’s unconcerned by Carrie’s claims of getting calls from Tony, admitting that she checks his phone logs and knows exactly who he does and does not call….
“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!.
“She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer – same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”
