There were rumours that the latest Britney Spears’ Candie’s promos were heavy on the Glitter of Deceit. You know, the special glitter that can hide the world’s worst Meth Face, and make even a butterface sparkle. The Monday-released pictures show Spears posing in a tacky, badly-fitting, pink one-piece. I was too busy filling my bathtub full o’ Bacon Lube and Gummy Bears, for sh-ts and giggles (mostly giggles), so I didn’t post them. But here they are, above. They show the pictures side-by-side, before and after being smeared in G.o.D.. According to the Daily Mail, the 28-year-old mother-of-two agreed to have the before and after released. Other than getting rid of the crack-rot (bruises) on her legs, shrinking her butt/ thighs by about half, and some other small instances of cleaning the pictures up, Spears looks pretty damn good. Click on either picture to enlarge.