Cameron Diaz Recommends You Invest In Butts

I literally couldn’t think of a combination of words to use as a title that weren’t nonsensical, so I just ran with it. And it’s true that Cameron Diaz has been investing in her butt for 19-years knowing there’d be a payout somewhere approaching her 40th birthday. Diaz gives a new interview with Access Hollywood promoting her new movie. Diaz is asked about ageing, about which she seems pretty excited: ‘I love getting older, I think it’s such a blessing. Look, the alternative to getting older is [being] dead, so… I feel very fortunate to have a very full, loving, blessed life, so, I’m living it to the fullest. As I get older, I become happier; because I’m wiser, I know myself better [and] I connect to people better. I think that in our society we don’t honor older generations enough because we think of it as being bad because the appearance changes. I say, embrace it. I love getting older, I love everything that comes with it; I’m better in every way because of it.’ Except PHOOEY because she’s been waiting to unleash butt 2.0 all this time: ‘My ass is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don’t understand: take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older. Absolutely.’ Photo from the MET.

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