The asshat magician and the girl who is OVAH having sex with geriatric Hugh Hefner would like you to know that they are now a couple *sigh* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Criss Angel and Holly Madison attended the grand opening of Criss’ Cirque Du Soleil show, Believe, last night.
Mr ‘I Had Sex Wif Pamela Anderson Once’ poo-pooed questions of whether they were a real couple. Angel insisted that he and the former Playboy Playmate were for reals and he had nothing but praise for Holly and her impressive brain.
According to People:
“This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”
When asked how he and Madison got together, he replied, “I got lucky. I didn’t have a date and so she said, ‘I’ll come’. She makes me look good.”
I give Criss Angel and Holy Madison a GENEROUS six-months before they get bored of sleeping together.
That is all.
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