Well shut my mouf and call me Suzy. When I saw a link from a buddy of mine, claiming to be of an un-retouched photo of Brooke Hogan’s plastic ass, I went and popped in my Photoshop-effect contacts (that do the legwork slack ‘shoppers forget) and pulled up a chair. I was expecting her fake tits and lipo-ed body to look as though an airbrush abuser from Ralph Lauren had begun to ‘brush them out of existence like they were a threat to national security. However, I was almost pleasantly surprised to find that she doesn’t look like a mutant. When I say pleasantly surprised, I mean like I was pleasantly surprised to learn I couldn’t catch Mono from the dirty toilet seat at that club (I needed to sit my fat ass down, and thought I felt all Mono-ish the next day; had my ass worried).
The picture is from a Life & Style magazine photo shoot. View this baring in mind that plastic surgery works just as well as Photoshop at telling lies to your eyes.
Related Celebrity Gossip:
Breaking Celebrity News:
- Farrah Abraham Mocking Catelynn Lowell’s Weight
- WTF?! Kimmode Is Still Torturing Her Feet
- Lindsay Lohan Remembers How Delicious Food Is Now Her Adderall’s Been Taken Away
- Falkor: Flowers Make Up For That Time I Slept With Your Husband, Right?
- Princess Kanye Is Going To Run Away From Home The Second The Baby Is Born
- Why Doesn’t Anyone Want To Be On Kris Jenner’s Talk Show?
[...] Brooke Hogan is a hoss male man with a penis- Amy Grindhouse [...]