Brody Jenner was humiliated when his catty ex-girlfriend, Kristin Cavallari, told the media that he was boring in the sack.
Kristin Cavallari has been bought onto the new season of MTV’s The Hills, in order to spice things up. She wasted no time, and one of the first things she did was claim that her ex-flame was coma-inducing in bed. She didn’t use those words, but she may as well have. Jenner now has to either sleep his reputation back into existence, or leave the country.
Rather than reassure people about his skills, Jenner instead responded to Cavallari by saying that she was bitter. Not that he was great in bed and she was laying there like a dead frog the whole time, that she was a bitter ex-girlfriend.
Six photos of the pair together in Malibu, CA, back as a couple in July 2006.
The new queen be-yotch on The Hills called sex with Jenner “vanilla” in a trailer for the new season and told us he didn’t do anything “outside the box”. “I laugh at that, and you’ll laugh too once you see the rest of the season,” he told me at the Hollywood Style Awards last night. “I take the high road, but she was obviously just bitter about something.” (via E! Online)
Image credit to CA/ Flynet Pictures. Story & info. via E! Online.
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Kristin Cavaricci is a pointless, no-talent, bleached out heifer. Brody would do well to ignore her incessant braying.
She is in the media a lot at the moment, and she seems to be a bit of a Megan Fox, so far as her soundbites are concerned. Brace yourself for more.
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