The big cheese has spoken…
An LA court ruled today that Daddy Cheeto, Jamie Spears will retain permanent control of The Cheesy One’s personal and financial affairs, rather than surrender his control on December 31 [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
So far as I can see, this can only be a good thing for Brit.
This is a woman who clearly cannot quite control of all of her faculties at the same time. After all, she mixes the fierce, cheesy goodness of Cheetos with the overpowering caffeine buzz of a frappe. What kind of madwoman does that?
Brit Brit has taken damn near a year to get to where she is.
And she is only just about at the stage where she can go to a store, without supervision, and buy cheetos with her own pocket money like a big girl.
However, some know-it-all judge has decided that Brit managing to keep her weave, cheeto-addiction and underwear in check, for 12-months straight, is not proof enough that she is sane and can be left with her own children unattended… EFFTARD!
According to TMZ:
Lawyers in the Britney Spears conservatorship case have just asked the court commissioner to make her conservatorship permanent. And the judge said she would grant the request.
Sources say one reason why Brit & Co. wanted to extend the conservatorship is that it makes it easier for her to regain custody of her kids — the family law commissioner will feel more comfortable giving her added face time if there is a safety net.As for why they suddenly asked for a permanent conservatorship — we’re told the commish doesn’t want to keep extending temporary power…that it makes more sense to make the conservatorship permanent and then just lift it when Brit is safe and sound.
Under the permanent conservatorship a medical team will oversee Britney’s career to make sure what she does will not compromise her mental health.
The commish said, “The conservatorship is necessary and appropriate for the complexity of financial and business entities and her being susceptible to undue influence.”
X17 butted in with their conflasted legalese, clarifying that the word ‘permanent’ in this case was like using the word ‘sexy’ to describe me first thing in the morning; in both cases the words had to be prefixed with ‘not’ before they were wholey accurate:
Conservatee’s (Britney’s) rights include:
A conservatee does not lose all rights. They can still have a say in important decisions. They have the right to:
Be treated with understanding and respect; have their wishes considered; and be well cared for by the conservator.
In general, conservatees keep the right to:
- Control their own salary
- Make or change their will
- Get married
- Get mail
- Have a lawyer
- Ask a judge to change conservators
- Ask a judge to end the conservatorship
- Vote, unless a judge says they’re not able to
- Control personal spending money if a judge says they can have an allowance
- Make their own health-care decisions, unless a judge gives that right to a conservator
Conservator’s (Jamie Spears) duties:
When the court chooses you as a conservator (Jamie Spears), you are responsible to the court. You take on certain jobs and responsibilities. The court can examine everything you do as a conservator.
When the court chooses you as the conservator of a person, this means you:
- Arrange for the conservatee’s care and protection; decide where the conservatee will live; and are in charge of: health care, food, clothes, personal care, housekeeping, transportation, and recreation.
- Figure out what the conservatee needs: You must figure out what the conservatee needs and how to meet those needs.
- Decide where the conservatee will live.
- You must tell the court every time the conservatee’s address changes.
- You can’t move the conservatee out of state.
- You can’t put the conservatee in a mental health treatment facility.
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