Britney Spears will be spending her Christmas chained to the radiator in my basement, along with Prostitot Cyrus, Amy Wino, and MooMoo Carey’s half-dead photoshoppers. Okay, I jest, she’ll be in her father’s basement not mine. The stringy-weaved singer is still under the control of her dungeon-master daddy.
She may not still be ill with the crazies, but she has been showing some signs of sliding back into her old ways. The weave long ago achieve sentience and is clinging onto her scalp for dear life. She looks sticky and she has been filmed driving around LA in circles for nothing more important that a coffee break.
An insider, who is inside my head, told OK! magazine that Spears has the Winter sads that she cannot flush her money down the toilet if she wants to. The singer is fast approaching 30-years-old and is a semi-competent mother to two children, and yet for the foreseeable future daddy Spears is going to be calling the shots.
Image credit to MAC/Fame Pictures. Story & info. OK! magazine and Hollyscoop.
