Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’ Video Stills: Now, With Added Cheese

Three conveniently leaked publicity stills have been published online featuring Cheeto Spears, on the set of ‘Womanizer’, as taken 24 & 25 September, in Los Angeles [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The images show Britney in three set-ups; the leather-clad cocktail waitress, the be-spectacled secretary and the lingerie-clad hawtie.

Did anyone else look at these images and breathe a sigh-of-relief that they were Cheeto free?

I know that I read about the stills and looked them up right-quick. I half-expected to find shots of Brit looking disoriented, in various states-of-undress, rolling around seductively in a bed full of Cheetos – like she was saying ‘come to me, my little cheese puff… kiss mehhh’. I totally even had visions of the promo being all sex and no seduction. Like Brit was a wayward, blonde, Angelina circa-1995, only with Cheeto dust around her mouth.

Having found the images, I stood corrected!

The pics show a sane Brit, looking slim and foxy – like she could just knock you right the f*ck out, with all of her sexi cheese-scented pheromones.

This is the new, slimmer, be-pantied Brit. Like Britney 3.0 or is that 2.1.0? Whatevs, recognise biatches, the Cheeto cometh!

My beloved Cheeto a.k.a. Cheez Doodles a.k.a Panty-Free McGee has also confirmed that her first performance of ‘Womanizuuuur’ will be on the UK’s sh*t-tastic colon blow of a TV show, the X-Factor. The second performance of “Womanizer” will be on Good Morning America. The music video will officially premiere worldwide THIS Friday, Oct. 10 during 20/20 @ 10PM ET/PT on ABC.

Click here to hear the audio for Britney’s track Womanizer.

Click through the jump to view the other two stills…

WHICH LOOK DO YOU LIKE BEST?